Get out the whips for Calli. Enough of this slap business. The whip, the whip. Or call in Jo. The hardest slapper on Chrons.
*Starbeast's talking horse buddy strolls up to him* "Hi Tonto. Why the big grin, my palomino, pal o' mine?"
"I know something I won't tell, I won't tell, I won't tell. I know something I won't tell."
"Oh. You've got a secret?"
"Yup. It will cost you fifty dollars, Starbeast."
"That's ok, I'm not paying fifty bucks for your secret."
"Yes you will. Or I'm telling. It's a secret about you."
"What are you playing at horsey?"
"You talked about your story before the voting ended, and no one picked up on it. Therefore, YOU get a SLAP."
"Well...I...I..er.."
"I, I, er, nothing. Fifty bucks, or I'm telling."
"I'm not paying you one cent..."
"HEY EVERYBODY!!! STARBEAST...!!!"
"SHHHH..ok, ok. Here's fifty bucks."
"Put it in my saddlebag. Thank you. By the way, people know about it any way."
"What do you mean?"
"Members are reading this post right now. Look. There's one of them now."
"...eep." *Starbeast runs away*
"Mu-ha ha ha ha ha ha haa. Easy money. Well reader? Don't just sit there...AFTER HIM!!!"