As ever I've been tough in compiling my shortlist, disregarding stories which didn't meet theme and genre as I understood them. I didn't fully understand New Weird, but I was looking for stories that weren't "ordinary" SF or fantasy, which preferably had a feeling of the present or near future, especially in an urban landscape, and which were weird. On top of that, I had to understand them. Simple...
So my list:
AJB -- The Gingerbread Man
Luiglin -- Mr Benevolent they call me
Phyrebrat -- Homo Supinus
Robert Mackay -- Employment of Choice
sinister42 -- Volant
Shyrka -- Spare the Rod
Victoria -- Promote the General Welfare
Wruter -- Ohm
This was one of those months when couldn't make up my mind, and I nearly threw my hands up and went to look at cat videos instead. After a lot of umming and ahhing, not to mention to-ing and fro-ing, I finally went for Phyrebrat and his lovelyly-legalistic advert, which was most definitely weird...
Not for the first time, I had a job coming up with a story -- benevolence is difficult! -- so I'm delighted it attracted some attention. Signal traffic light matchmaking thanks for the mentions, long- and short-listings Parson (how right you are!!), TDZ, CC (thank you for the lovely words!), nixie, Wruter, TBP, Droflet, Moonbat and HazelRah, and wholly benevolent reddest of red light thanks for the stealth vote Cascade!