DISCUSSION THREAD, May 2019 75-Word Writing Challenge

[The Judge]

Thank you! I had to look him up as the name was unfamiliar, but I recognised the stripey cats when I got there!

 

[Victoria Silverwolf]

The Judge: The paws that refreshes.

 

[Parson]

@The Judge .... FELINE GREAT (or Cat-a-Strophe revisited) .... Where do you look for help of in-cat-able size? Call Magnifi-cat.

 

[Culhwch]

I'm in. I was going to write about cats, but changed my mind at the last minute. I know there will be a few of you who are disappointed by this, as I suspect it was going to be the only cat story this month. After all, they're not terribly popular on the internet.

Oh well, off to read the entries!

 

[Victoria Silverwolf]

Culhwch: Birds of a feather talk together.

 

[Parson]

@Culhwch .... Fig. 1 - Songbirds of the Australian Rainforest .... What do you get when you have the "King of the Bush" watching a practical joke? A bemused grin.

@M. Robert Gibson .... Gordan the Flatulent Barber Dragon .... No question about it M. Robert gets the prize for the most humorous title.

 

[Victoria Silverwolf]

M. Robert Gibson: Hair today, gone tomorrow.

MikeAnderson: Slow and steady wins the fight.

 

[Karn's Return]

I am stumped for this...I really should try to come up with something. :| I missed what, three challenges the past couple months? Tsk tsk, me.

 

[Karn's Return]

Arr, me 'earties, I be postin' me entry, but I don' feel none too confident about th' result, don' ye know. Be not a genre o' writin' I be after practicin' much, as ye all might be after understandin'.

 

[Victoria Silverwolf]

Karn's Return: Look before you creep.

 

[Victoria Silverwolf]

Nicole J. LeBoeuf: Don't bite the ham that feeds you.

 

[Nicole J. LeBoeuf]

Wait, we not only have to come up with 75-word stories, but also brilliantly punny 1-line reviews too? Crap, what have I got myself into?!

#NewToThis

 

[chrispenycate]

Wait, we not only have to come up with 75-word stories, but also brilliantly punny 1-line reviews too? Crap, what have I got myself into?!

#NewToThis

Oh, no, no - the commentaries are purely voluntary - if everyone did them, it would be somewhat overwhelming. Which is not to say you shouldn't try, if the idea excites you.

No, your entire responsibility is to write, edit and submit your entry - and, of course, to vote for which one is best for you (he shamelessly glosses over the difficulty of this latter).

Merci de nous avoir fait le premier pas

 

[jackwinabox56]

Don't worry, you'll "pun"derstand in no time.

 

[Parson]

@MikeAnderson .... Shaolin Sloth .... What do you get from Shaolin Sloth? The most original hero since Captain Underpants.

@Karn's Return .... Why Snakes Crawl On Their Bellies .... Why do snakes crawl on their bellies? It will all be clear if you read Karn's story.

@Nicole J. LeBoeuf .... New Neighbors .... What do you get in Nicole's story? Some wolves disguised as Mr. Rogers.

@drmatteri .... Blue .... Have we read the last of our hero's stories? No! The good dr has a new one.

 

[Victoria Silverwolf]

drmatteri: He who destroys by the ax will heal by the ax.

 

[Victoria Silverwolf]

Parson: Holy is as holy does.

 

[Parson]

@Heijan Xavier .... New Bird Order .... What happens when you try to establish a pecking order? You are on the lunch menu.

 

[Victoria Silverwolf]

Heijan Xavier: A bird over head is worth two in the war.

 

[Perpetual Man]

I really did not think I would manage to get a story done this month.

Bit of desperate grabbing at straws but better than nothing.