Congrats, nixie! Commiserations, Luiglin!
Just seen I've got an extra ninja vote -- many Servicable Thanks TDZ!!
As to my story, as TDZ indicated it's based -- ie is a rip-off of -- a narrative verse by Robert W Service called
The Shooting of Dan McGrew. In the story, which takes place in the Yukon at the time of the Gold Rush, a stranger comes into the saloon where a "bunch of the boys were whooping it up" which seemed to me ideal for a first contact situation. Though in Service's case the stranger is clearly known to Dangerous Dan McGrew, and both Dan and the stranger wind up shot dead (and Dan's "light-o'-love, the lady known as Lou", and clearly also very well known to the stranger, ends up with the latter's poke of gold dust -- as usual it's cherchez la femme). For anyone bemused at
The Creation of Sam Primeau and the verse I presented to TDZ earlier in this thread, another of Service's ballads is
The Cremation of Sam McGee which does indeed begin "There are strange things done in the midnight sun".
Fred Karno only came into the story (mine, not Service's) as I needed a rhyme for soprano -- which I always knew would be the punch line as the alien was going to be a lot quicker and more accurate on the draw than Dan, and aiming to geld not kill -- and you wouldn't believe the difficulty I had in finding a rhyme I could use that made sense. I'd always thought Karno was an American silent screen actor, whose trademark was controlled mayhem, something like the Keystone Kops, but when I went to check on the spelling I discovered he was English and in music hall theatre. The controlled mayhem bit was accurate, at least, and he was one of the progenitors of slapstick comedy in the late C19th and early C20th -- both Charlie Chaplin and Stan Laurel worked for him. "Fred Karno's Army" or "Fred Karno's Circus" were common expressions at the time. I don't know if my father ever saw him or his people play (Karno was an impresario as well as a performer) but he certainly used the expression whenever domestic life got a bit chaotic at home when I was growing up, and it's stuck with me.
About Fred Karno
That splain enough, Parson?!