☡Secret Shutin Santa Signup 19 ☡ Post Story Requests Here

[Provincial]

Fabulous! Thumbs up and big smiley.

 

[sinister42]

I wouldn't mind a tasty cover for the story I submitted.

 

[Mad Alice]

 

[Astro Pen]

Why thank you for The Stallion cover Mad Alice.

 

[Mad Alice]

I wouldn't mind a tasty cover for the story I submitted.

 

[Mad Alice]

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[Mad Alice]

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[Peter V]

I am just wondering, is this not such a secret thingy any more? Has my victim recipient been sent their tale?

 

[Provincial]

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This story was written for me, magical realism in the world of the office drone.

Now I know why everyone has been putting themselves through all the pain of writing a story to order. I loved the story and was also utterly thrilled to receive it, something I was not expecting. Now I want to do this Secret Story Santa stuff all over again, as soon as possible.

Thank you Santa, you’re the best!

 

[Provincial]

I am just wondering, is this not such a secret thingy any more? Has my victim recipient been sent their tale?

I suspect they have been, because the post with the front cover of the story I requested has more or less coincided with my receiving the story in a message.

 

[Provincial]

@Mad Alice, thank you for all your hard work. You must have devoted an enormous amount of your spare time to making this Secret Shutin Santa thing a success. You are officially a hero of the revolution!

 

[Provincial]

I am just wondering, is this not such a secret thingy any more? Has my victim recipient been sent their tale?

Bum! I just realised my mistake - if you saw the cover of a story which was written for you, not the cover of a story you wrote, it wouldn’t tell you anything. Sorry!

 

[Mad Alice]

All authors of any stories still outstanding will be given a free kitten.

 

[Provincial]

All authors of any stories still outstanding will be given a free kitten.

I wonder how you would teach this kitty to use a cat litter tray?

 

[Mad Alice]

I wonder how you would teach this kitty to use a cat litter tray?

I imagine it would be size proportional. So a bathtub?

 

[David Evil Overlord]

I wonder how you would teach this kitty to use a cat litter tray?

Very carefully?

 

[Provincial]

I imagine it would be size proportional. So a bathtub?

I cleaned out the inside lion enclosure at Colchester Zoo. They pee all over the place, and it stinks. A bathtub sized litter tray would a blessing for all concerned. Straw just doesn’t cut it.

 

[Provincial]

Very carefully?

I suspect I would delegate the job. Even though Kitty looks like butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth.

 

[David Evil Overlord]

Delegate to some sort of disposable minion, I guess.

 

[Provincial]

Delegate to some sort of disposable minion, I guess.

One with plenty of meat on them!