I'm in, much earlier than usual, but the idea came to me last night after watching TV, and I thought I'd post it as soon as done, rather than spend the next few days worriting at it and getting nowhere.
Anyhow, it's the first time in years I've attempted to write poetry -- as opposed to verse and doggerel -- and it clearly shows, but I thought the occasion warranted it. Apologies to those overseas who might not grasp what it's about. (The Judicial Helpmeet got it at once, which is a minor record, so I'm hopeful members in the UK will, too.) Apologies also to TS Eliot for wholesale theft and to Simon Armitage for stealing the structure.