Improbable Crossovers That You Would Pay Money to See

[Alex The G and T]

The Telltale Heart A female-fronted rock band hires an aging drummer who only knows one monotonous rhythm; which he won't stop playing even after they kill him.

 

[AE35Unit]

The Dirty 11
The Ocean's 11 crew go to war

 

[Guttersnipe]

No clever title here, but who wouldn't love a Marvel-DC crossover series?

 

[farntfar]

Emma Peel and Tony Stark kick the rap out of each other while Nick Fury and John Steed try to settle things over a glass of port.

The Avengers. Whose name is it anyway?

 

[JunkMonkey]

No clever title here, but who wouldn't love a Marvel-DC crossover series?

Me.

Daddy issue superheroes resolving the fate of the world in the last minute with a man-a-mano CGI enhanced fist fight shot so dark you can't actually see what is going on and with the voices pitched so low only whales and elephants can hear the dialogue?

No thanks.

 

[Harpo]

If we are including mashups that already exist, then we must include the first and greatest.

Apocalypse Pooh.

 

[Alex The G and T]

The Spy Who Love Me, Myself and Irene A bi-polar policeman gets SMERSHed with a Femme Fatale. The Cold War heats up.


The Avengers Get Smart Several Superheroes and Maxwell Smart vie for the affections of Agent 99. KAOS ensues.

 

[Christine Wheelwright]

The Avengers Get Smart Several Superheroes and Maxwell Smart vie for the affections of Agent 99. KAOS ensues.

Already planning a sequel. The Coneheads of Silence

 

[BAYLOR]

And Nobody saw my really nifty Allan Quatermain Crossover idea .

 

[Vince W]

The Belles of St. Trinian’s Elsewhere

 

[BAYLOR]

Marvel /DC crossover Toad vs Mr Mxyzptlk

 

[Alex The G and T]

The Legend of the Smashing of the Sleepy Hollow Pumpkins

Ichabod Crane makes a Pie which deprives Brom Bones of his only head. In an infinitely sad twist of fate, Brom is reincarnated as a Melon Collie.

 

[Fiberglass Cyborg]

"Dumbledore" is an archaic word for "Bumblebee". That certainly suggests a crossover to me....

 

[BAYLOR]

Kratos Gods of War vs Super Mario Brothers

 

[Venusian Broon]

Alien Pi

Something higher than Alien 3. That transcends it. Coz three weren't as good as the first two.

 

[Alex The G and T]

The Soylent Green Knight. Ser Gawain prevails in a bizarre challenge against a mysterious stranger; then finds him to be delicious.

 

[Toby Frost]

Deep in the forest, a deer takes violent revenge on the hunters who killed his mother - Bambo

 

[Fiberglass Cyborg]

A crossoever between "The Crown" and Gordon the Gopher: The Saxe-Coburg Gopher.

 

[Christine Wheelwright]

Deep in the forest, a deer takes violent revenge on the hunters who killed his mother - Bambo

I think I've seen the sequel. Dambo. A flying elephant with big ears is sent on a secret mission to rescue prisoners in Vietnam.

 

[Fiberglass Cyborg]

Judy Blume meets classic kaiju movies: "Are You There, Godzilla? It's Me, Margaret."