Improbable Crossovers That You Would Pay Money to See

Two restaurant diners have sex with a typewriter in My Naked Lunch With Andre.

A wholesome 70s family goes on a bloody rampage through revolutionary Mexico - The Wild Brady Bunch Movie.

A lion discovers that he used to be a CIA assassin - The Borne Free Identity.

A really large sheepdog brutally murders half of Cornwall - Digby the Biggest Straw Dog in the World.
 
I remember reading that had Star Trek: Enterprise continued into Season 5, we might have seen a Star Trek/Doctor Who crossover.
There was a similar push in the late '70s for a Fat Albert/Mobile Suit Gundam crossover.
 
There was a similar push in the late '70s for a Fat Albert/Mobile Suit Gundam crossover.

Yes, and in that crossover, The Brown Hornet , Stinger and Tweeter Bell show up . :D
 
Alien meets Predator meets Burke's ancestor from Mad About You and the rest of the cast from St. Elsewhere, Friends, Seinfeld, Cheers, Frasier, and other shows connected to it.
 
Alien meets Predator meets Burke's ancestor from Mad About You and the rest of the cast from St. Elsewhere, Friends, Seinfeld, Cheers, Frasier, and other shows connected to it.
Oh cool ! Predator Mutineers of Madness ! :D
 
In a future where water is rare, key parties are commonplace:
Ice Harvest Pirates
 
District 9 1/2 Weeks
Aliens seeking humanitarian aid get erotically involved with Kim Basinger in Johannesburg.

Let The Right One In Bruges
Two washed up hitmen taking refuge in Belgium begin to wonder if one of them might be a vampire.

Carrie On Up The Khyber!
A telekinetic girl takes terrible revenge when she feels she is being mocked at Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond's reception.

All Quiet in Front of The Best Western
A young German school-leaver becomes disillusioned with his role as a hotel receptionist.
 
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Oh cool ! Predator Mutineers of Madness ! :D

In reference to crossovers between shows. Here's what I remember: some of the doctors from Elsewhere have drinks at Cheers, where one of the characters is Frasier (also, Carla the waitress went to the same hospital when she was pregnant). After moving to Seattle to work on radio, Frasier gets a call from John Hemingway, who's from the John Laroquette Show. The company Yoyodyne is mentioned in that show (I think they made the bus stop waiting shed across the street), and it's one of the clients of the firm in the show Angel. Another of the clients is Weyland-Yutani, which also made weapon systems, etc., for Alien and Firefly (where the ship used shows up in Battlestar Galactica), and one half of the company is mentioned in Blade Runner. As for Yoyodyne, they would later make starships used in Star Trek.

Meanwhile, Frasier's brother, Niles, and his wife, Daphne, view some of Caroline's cartoons in Caroline in the City. I think one of Caroline's partners was Frasier's former boss at the radio station. Later, they have a meal somewhere where they're served by Ursula, Phoebe's twin sister from Friends. I think some of the other characters from the latter show up in that show and in Seinfeld, where one of the characters, Kramer, offers to sublet an apartment to Paul of Mad About You.

In which case, Paul might be Burke's ancestor, i.e., Burke from Aliens. LOL.

It gets worse: one of the doctors paged at Elsewhere is BJ Hunnicut from MASH. Another doctor from the same hospital is paged in Degrassi High. The hospital where Winchester from MASH eventually works is mentioned in X-Files. One of the ex-agents that protagonists in X-Files meets is from Millennium; maybe he's an ancestor from the maternal side of Weyland.

There are more. Yes, some of the links look weak (like Yoyodyne) and others are based on odes to other shows or probably involve re-use of props, etc. (like one of the ships from Aliens seen as wreckage in one episode of Red Dwarf), but imagining these connections look fun.

So imagine what zany crossovers of these shows might look like; maybe something like Blazing Saddles and Airplane.
 
Some samples. St. Elsewhere meets Cheers:


Cheers meets Frasier:


Frasier meets Caroline:


Caroline meets Friends


Friends meets Mad About You:


Mad About You meets Seinfeld:

 
Here's another:

The Kessell Binary mentioned in Star Wars is also mentioned in the movie Soldier.

The guns featured in Soldier are the same ones used in Aliens.

From Aliens, we can go back to MASH (see above). The hospital that Winchester from MASH goes to is the same one mentioned in an episode of X-Files.

The brand of cigarettes that the Smoking Man uses in X-Files also appears in Beverly Hills 90210.

The newspaper New York Chronicle which appears in Beverly also appears in Murder She Wrote.

One episode in Magnum, P.I. (the first one) concludes in Murder She Wrote.

Therefore, Star Wars is in the same universe as Magnum, P.I., which should allow us to come up with something like Han Solo, P.I.

 

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