JunkMonkey
Lord High Vizier of Nowt
As a bit of a fan of atrocious writing I have been meaning to get round to reading some more Sax Rohmer after reading the deliriously awful The Moon is Red a few years ago. The other day I saw a vastly underpriced copy of volume four of the collected Fu Manchu books on eBay. It arrived today. The first page I flipped open to had quivering moustache tips in it!
An hour after it arrived I found, in the village bookswap place, three volumes of self-published fantasy nonsense that promises "FAE, MAGIC AND A HEART-THROBBING ADVENTURE" in a blurb written entirely in upper case - the sequel has a character with 'DIAMOND-BLUE EYES' called 'NEHELON STERNGROVE', and in volume three our heroine 'MUST FIGHT THE YET BIGGEST BATTLE (sic) OF HER LIFE--THE BATTLE OF HER HEART'.
I'm practically in a sugar coma of delight and I've only read the blurbs!
An hour after it arrived I found, in the village bookswap place, three volumes of self-published fantasy nonsense that promises "FAE, MAGIC AND A HEART-THROBBING ADVENTURE" in a blurb written entirely in upper case - the sequel has a character with 'DIAMOND-BLUE EYES' called 'NEHELON STERNGROVE', and in volume three our heroine 'MUST FIGHT THE YET BIGGEST BATTLE (sic) OF HER LIFE--THE BATTLE OF HER HEART'.
I'm practically in a sugar coma of delight and I've only read the blurbs!