AryaUnderfoot said:
Maybe they were fake hips!
Sure, why not, Bo Jackson has one. Jaime has a fake hand, Cat has a fake life, Ramsay Bolton has a fake claim, Sansa has a fake marriage, Arya has many fake names, Tommen has a fake father, Stannis has the fake baby, and
The Sword Of Shanarra is a fake story.
As to the time from the Red Weeding (when Meera marries Jaime it'll be the Red Reed Wedding in the Weeds
) and the escape of brydden and jeane (Brynden and Jeyne)... I don't think that no more than six months have could have passed, but it may be closer to three.
I don't know how far along that moontea or tansy can terminate a pregnancy. (Btw, I don't want Thoros to find anything else floating in the river.) But I suspect that to abort a pregnancy with tansy, the pregnancy could not yet gone to the third trimester. But then again, I'm no doctor.
As for being lowered in a basket... sure it could be done. But the escape through the Lannisters and Freys by a fourteen year old, court raised girl would be highly problematic, imo. Sure the Apostle Paul did it, but he was not being besieged either.