your favourite jack quotes

season 4

Double Jeopardy and Exodus spoilers
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that'll do

OK there are some great ones from Exodus

I liked...

'mayday. mayday. We are *SO* going in'

'so, how do you guys know where to stand anyway?'

'Hey kids. We're not parked in a red zone are we'

'This is *so* the last time I help someone move'

'This is a bad idea. Remember me saying this was a bad idea? I said 'General, this is a bad idea''

and there were many others

Double Jeopardy......

'Hey, you're the other, pal!'

'do we really have time for semantics here' (LMAO!)

the whole '2 Jacks dialogue' including..

'better? It means bet-ter, strong-er, fast-er'

'bring it on flyboy, lets go, come on'

'We're not done pal'

'I *so* own you' and other stuff....

'I assume you have a plan to back up that rather bold
yet cryptic statement'

Well that my 2c worth of Jack things....I LMAO over the whole 2 Jacks dialogue...it was the best scene in the whole episode!!
 
i loved this jack quote from exodus.

"i'm here to protect earths big fat asset"

just loved that...peachy
 
from Chain Reaction

loved this one.....


'The fact is, if it wasn't for SG1, you'd be sitting there with a snake in your head, instead of your head up your ass'


plus.......

'well, there's a shocker'

'not waving, pointing....'

'I'll give you a choice, white meat or dark meat'
 
Foothold I believe.....

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How's a needle in my butt gonna get water outta my ears?

and Watergate........


Markov - Its gone..

Jack...If I ask what and you say its classified, I'm gonna shoot you..

New Ground...

I have no friends..in the woods, or otherwise

Thats tonights offerings.....
 
Here’re my favourite Jack quotes from season 4 (4. part) :D

SPOILER SPACE:

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ENTITY

Hammond: "Teal'c, do you recognise any of this?"
Teal'c: "I do not, General Hammond."
O'Neill: "Nope, neither do I. I'm just saying."

O'Neill: (about Dr Fraiser) "Who put her in charge?"

O'Neill: "Do I look fat?"
Daniel: "It's like it wants us to know that it's here."
O'Neill: "Come here often?"

Daniel: "It's obviously fighting to survive."
O'Neill: "So do bacteria!"
Carter: "It's trying to communicate."
O'Neill: "So do bac..."

Daniel: "Well, in a way you succeeded, we won't go back there, you can repair the damage we did and we won't send any more probes through."
O'Neill: "Yes, we will!"
Daniel: "Jack?"
O'Neill: "We'll send dozens of them, one after another, I don't care what it does."
Entity: "No!"
O'Neill: "Leave her now!"
Entity: "You won't!"
O'Neill: "You've read my file, think again!"


DOUBLE JEOPARDY

O'Neill: "Yes... Sir, please don't open the gate, please?"

Harlan: "Thank you for opening the door way which you call iris."
O'Neill: "Ah, just for the record, I was opposed."

O'Neill: "Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
O'Neill Clone: "Same thing you do. Only better!"
O'Neill: "What does that mean?!"
O'Neill Clone: "Better? It means *better*, stronger, faster!"
O'Neill: "You're not me and you don't work for the Air Force."
O'Neill Clone: "No. But that doesn't mean I can't do the job."
O'Neill: "What job?"
O'Neill Clone: "Explore the universe, fight the Goa'uld."
O'Neill: "Oh what, like now?"
O'Neill Clone: "Hey, you made this mess."
O'Neill: "What we did was help these people!"
O'Neill Clone: "Oh, come on! I know you better than that. You screwed up and now you're embarrassed."
O'Neill: "That's not the point."
O'Neill Clone: "And like I'm gonna spend my eternity on that lame ass planet."
O'Neill: "You gave me your word!"
O'Neill Clone: "Oh, is this the first time you've lied to yourself? I told you what you wanted to hear! Besides what were you gonna do? Destroy me?"
O'Neill: "I might have!"
O'Neill Clone: "Alright, come on, bring it on fly boy, lets go, come on!"
O'Neill: "Oh, you little shi..."

O'Neill Clone: "We're not done, pal!"
O'Neill: "I so own you!"

O'Neill Clone: "Carter, Teal'c?"
O'Neill: "Yours don't look so good. The real ones, they're okay."
O'Neill Clone: "Are we still so far from real to you?"
O'Neill: "No, I guess not."
O'Neill Clone: "Then I believe... we are done."


EXODUS

O'Neill: "Hey kids! We're not parked in a red zone, are we?"

O'Neill: "That guy is a living cliche."

Jacob: "My mission is to oversee the relocation of the Tok'ra base, what's yours again?"
O'Neill: "Protect Earth's big fat asset."

O'Neill: "So, how do you, guys, know where to stand anyway?"

O'Neill: "Something wrong?"
Carter: "No, I've just never blown up a star before."
O'Neill: "Well, they say the first one's always the hardest."

O'Neill: "This is so the last time I help someone move."

O'Neill: "This is a bad idea, I said that, remember? Remember I said, General, I said, this is a bad idea."
Teal'c: "I remember, O'Neill."
O'Neill: "Let the Tok'ra get their own ship I said, they don't share with us, why should we share with them?"
Teal'c: "I remember."
O'Neill: "Yep! That's what I said."
 
Well my fav Jack quote is

"I'm not getting all my memos"

I know how he feels lol:laugh2:
 
my fav today is.....

You want sarcasm? Nice to meet ya...

Carkedit :dead:
 
my favorite quote is

I love all his quotes,
but then
I love anything
that comes out
of Jacks mouth!!!

C-YA!!!
Shortea












:rolly2:
 
"Oh great, more snakeheads!"
- Serpents Lair

"You all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive, however...."
- Thor's Chariot

"Ladies, Sam's, we're all in this reality together."
- Point of View

"Ah, aliens are always pokin holes in me."
- Spirits

"What's with the worm-part? The worm thing, I don't get that..." (How cute was he in this scene! :) )
- A Matter of Time

Cronmwell: "I feel like I put on a hundred pounds"
Jack: "Well, I wasn't gonna say anything."
- A Matter of Time

"Well this was an intergalactic waste of time."
- The Fifth Race

"How long do you think we should hang around here and scratch our cosmic heads."
- The Fifth Race

"I can't help you there. That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute. You are your god. That's a problem."
- Serpent's Song

"How do you think I feel, Teal'c? I've got a snake in my gut."
-Holiday

"That never gets old, I love that" (after watching the UAV fly through the Stargate)
- One False Step

O'Neill: "You're videotaping a plant."
Daniel: "Well I think this might be important."
O'Neill: "Well I think you might be losing what's left of your mind."
Daniel: "What's that supposed to mean?"
O'Neill: "It means that on a good day you can be a little flaky."
Daniel: "And on a good day you can be a little ignorant and condescending."
O'Neill: "Not condescending. You're obviously misreading a basic philosophical difference of opinion on how to handle a crisis."
Daniel: "Oh, please, we have a difference of opinion on just about everything."
O'Neill: "Give me an example."
Daniel, stuttering at first: "I don't know, pick something! How about mythology?"
O'Neill: "Rumors, lies, fairy tales."
- One False Step

"Just rain. Much rain. Wind, lightning, hail, did I mention the rain, Sir?"
- Foothold

"Oh, one small step, one giant leap you know that sorta thing."
- Message in a Bottle

Carter: "So you built that...Stargate."
Daniel: "Way smarter than we are."
O'Neill: "Ours is bigger."
- Foothold
I think this is enough quotes for the moment. I shall return tomorrow with more (evil laugh)!
:)
 
that exchange between jack and daniel in one false step is one of my all time favourites. brilliant interaction!

shelby's got too much time on her hands again :D :D :D

but I love reading all those quotes. Lots of smiles and nods and "yeah! I remember that one!"

thanks for the smiles you gave me when I read your quotes :)
 
Yes, now that it is the holiday's i have WAY too much time on my hands. oh well ;)

Carter: "Look, Colonel, Mayborne's forces are moving in soon."
O'Neill: "Mayborne? How'd he get....?"
Carter: "I called him."
O'Neill: "Willingly?!"
- Foothold

O'Neill: "Nice device. We'll take a dozen."
Narim: "As you may recall from our last encounter, it is forbidden for the Tollan to give our technology to any culture less advanced than our own."
O'Neill: "Still got that arrogance bug, I see."
-Pretence

Teal'c: "Appearances may be deceiving."
O'Neill: "One man's ceiling is another man's floor."
Daniel: "A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell."
O'Neill: "Never run with...scissors?"
- Urgo

O'Neill: "Mmmm...mineral survey. My favorite."
Hammond: "Colonel?"
O'Neill: "I know, General, it's all fun and games before someone breaks a nail."
-Urgo

O'Neill: "To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal'c...well, he really didn't say anything, but I can tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he...cocked his head and raised his eyebrows...."
- Shades of Grey

O'Neill, to Dr. Fraiser after she's conducted her tests: "Let me know what wacky alien stuff you find in there."
-Shades of Grey

O'Neill: "Okay, that's a needle. OWW."
-New Ground

O'Neill, upon learning that Apophis is still alive and attacked Chu'lac: "Son of a bitch!"
Teal'c: "Apophis must have transported off of Sokar's ship before it exploded."
O'Neill: "Well somebody's got to teach that guy how to die."
- Maternal Instinct

O'Neill, about the huge cavern inside the pyramid: "Can you imagine heating this place?"
- Crystal Skull

O'Neill: "Well, apparently we said hello, insulted each other, and broke for recess."
-Fair Game

Thor: "I have explained our position. To borrow from a human euphemism, it is not a perfect galaxy."
O'Neill: "I'm sorry, I get a little testy when faced with the total annihilation of our little corner of it."
- Fair Game

And 2 of my favourites:
O'Neill: "Alright, let's say for the sake of argument that it is the Stargate, a theory to which I do not ascribe. Then why don't we just put a little sign at the base of the ramp that says, "Gate travel may be hazardous to your health." I can live with that."
- Legacy

O'Neill: "Listen, I, ah..."
Daniel: "No no, um, sorry, you were going to say."
O'Neill: "No, it's just that, ah, well...you know."
Daniel: "I know. I know. I know. You know that I...."
O'Neill: "I know. It's obvious there's...something...."
Daniel: "Something, something's wrong with us. Physically."
Fraiser: "Well, there's nothing wrong with you."
Daniel: "What?"
Fraiser: "Well, I've run every test I could short of exploratory brain surgery and you are both in perfect health."
O'Neill: "Huh."
- One False Step
 
Thanks Shelbys:

That is the Best Jack Quote list yet!
But then again
with Jack you always get the
best!

C-YA!!!
Shortea


:)
 
I know, everything he says is great.
chain reaction has some great lines! I saw it for the first time yestersday. What a classic!
 
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