your favourite jack quotes

[Lonewolf89]

Jack (after being shot in the arm): I want sleeves on my vest.

 

[maconeill2001]

Originally posted by Lonewolf89
Jack (after being shot in the arm): I want sleeves on my vest.

I loved that one too!!!!! Poor little Jack

 

[Lonewolf89]

The Fith Race

Jack: "Daniel, how long do you figure we ought to hang out here and scratch our cosmic heads?"

Jack: "Teal'c looked, I looked… the thing grabbed my head… I passed out… I came to… we're home… can we go?"

Jack: "Cruvis! What is that?"

Jack: "Well, apparently I've lost the fallatis to speak properly!"

Hammond: "What are you doing?"
Jack: "I don't know sir…you know me and computers!"

Alien: "Understand this, there was once an alliance of four great races in the galaxy, the Asgaard, the Nox…"
Jack: "Met them.."
Alien: "The Furlings.."
Jack: "Don't know them."
Alien: "And the Ancients, the builders of the Stargates."
Jack: "That's a pretty heady group,"

 

[Highlander II]

One of my fave Jack quotes isn't even spoken - it's written:

Jack writes: "Shut up and go away."

 

[pamie]

Originally posted by Highlander II
One of my fave Jack quotes isn't even spoken - it's written:

Jack writes: "Shut up and go away."

I love that one...I like the way that Danny reads it as well....in fact that one of my fave episodes too!!

 

[Lonewolf89]

Originally posted by Highlander II

Jack writes: "Shut up and go away."

Yeah, that one was good! I loved how Daniel and Teal'C kept following Jack around in this episode.

 

[spooky]

okay i thought up more Jackisms that i don't think have appeared yet

I like Freya
I have that kinda face (talking about someone who thinks they recognise him)
Carter! (when he wants Carter to do something or explain some thing in the middle of a battle)
ok bad example (Window of Oppotunity)
As you well know I'm a man of few words but.....(Fair Game)
And in conclusion I'd like to say....(Fair Game)

 

[Lonewolf89]

Jack: Furling. Sounds cute and fuzzy to me.

Jack: Time machines are nothing but trouble. Even we know that.

Daniel: Find the stargate? That's the plan?
Jack: Elegant in its simplicity, don't you think?

 

[Sj Shortea]

I love anything that man saids,
but my favorite Jack word is

"What?"

 

[akira jolinar]

mmmmm.....im going to have to think about this one jack say's alot of funny things:reyes:

 

[Dave]

I like this from 6.08: The Other Guys.

Hu'rak: Colonel O'Neill... Major Carter... So-called greatest of all Tau'ri warriors. And the Shova, Teal'c. You, I'm not familiar with.
O'Neill: He's new.
Carter: Who are you?
Hu'rak: I am Hu'rak, First Prime of Lord Khonsu of Amon'shek.
O'Neill: Very impressive... Got a resume?
Hu'rak: I captured you.
O'Neill: Yes... right... you did. Well done. You got the job.

Have you seen this list:
http://dahak.ne.client2.attbi.com:8080/Stargate/seasons_index.htm

 

[Lonewolf89]

Cool link, Dave. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Sj Shortea]

"Daniel go to your happy place"