your favourite jack quotes
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WOW....again
Okay that just took about half an hour....no i'm not complaining!!!
okay well i think just about all of them have been covered (maybe icluding these ones, i can't say i was reading them all!!) but...
Jack: whole boxes of material could be missing
daniel: No the pentagon said this was everything.
jack: Oh please the pentagon's lost entire countries!
general Hammond: Colonel, the united states is not in the business of interfering in other peoples affairs.
jack: since when sir!
Rothman: This is ridiculous, I'm not a Goa'uld.
Jack: Then why didn't you just say so? could have just straightened this whole thing out!
awww they made Rothman a Goa'uld (sorry that's off topic, right??)
also there's one more quote that's in my head but i can't remember what episode it's from so is TOTALLY annoying me! someone rescue me!!...please!
daniel: how is it that you always come up with the worst case scenerio?
Jack: I practice!!
might be a little misquoted, my head is a little strange....like my punctuation...if that's annoying anyone let me know, i *can* use standard english....just about! LOL!
Take care
maria :star:
Okay that just took about half an hour....no i'm not complaining!!!
okay well i think just about all of them have been covered (maybe icluding these ones, i can't say i was reading them all!!) but...
Jack: whole boxes of material could be missing
daniel: No the pentagon said this was everything.
jack: Oh please the pentagon's lost entire countries!
general Hammond: Colonel, the united states is not in the business of interfering in other peoples affairs.
jack: since when sir!
Rothman: This is ridiculous, I'm not a Goa'uld.
Jack: Then why didn't you just say so? could have just straightened this whole thing out!
awww they made Rothman a Goa'uld (sorry that's off topic, right??)
also there's one more quote that's in my head but i can't remember what episode it's from so is TOTALLY annoying me! someone rescue me!!...please!
daniel: how is it that you always come up with the worst case scenerio?
Jack: I practice!!
might be a little misquoted, my head is a little strange....like my punctuation...if that's annoying anyone let me know, i *can* use standard english....just about! LOL!
Take care
maria :star:
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Re: WOW....again
Its from Emancipation I'm pretty sure. When Jack says a member of his team has been neutrilzed.
Its from Emancipation I'm pretty sure. When Jack says a member of his team has been neutrilzed.
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Re: Cruvas
I love that one. The whole exchange is great.
Originally posted by GateGirl
Anyone mentioned the whole "Cruvas" thing between Jack and Daniel, The Fifth Race I believe, one of my faves!
I love that one. The whole exchange is great.
The Fifth Race
For your reading pleasure.....
O'Neill: I am absolutely <I>fine</I>. There is nothing cruvus with me. What?
Daniel: You just said there's nothing cruvus with you.
O'Neill: I did not.
Daniel: Yes, you did.
O'Neill: No I didn't.
Daniel: Yes, you did.
O'Neill: Didn't.
Daniel: Did.
O'Neill: Didn't.
Daniel: Did.
O'Neill: Cruvus? What is that?
Daniel: I don't know.
O'Neill: Alright, what the <I>hell</I> is going on with me?
Daniel: What do you mean?
O'Neill: Well, apparently I've lost the falatis to speak properly! That wasn't a joke. I didn't do that on purpose.
Hammond: Colonel?
O'Neill: Yes, Sir?
Hammond: What are you doing?
O'Neill: I don't know, Sir. You know me and computers.
Hammond: Colonel, I'm ordering you to stop.
O'Neill: I'd love to, Sir, but I can't.
For your reading pleasure.....
O'Neill: I am absolutely <I>fine</I>. There is nothing cruvus with me. What?
Daniel: You just said there's nothing cruvus with you.
O'Neill: I did not.
Daniel: Yes, you did.
O'Neill: No I didn't.
Daniel: Yes, you did.
O'Neill: Didn't.
Daniel: Did.
O'Neill: Didn't.
Daniel: Did.
O'Neill: Cruvus? What is that?
Daniel: I don't know.
O'Neill: Alright, what the <I>hell</I> is going on with me?
Daniel: What do you mean?
O'Neill: Well, apparently I've lost the falatis to speak properly! That wasn't a joke. I didn't do that on purpose.
Hammond: Colonel?
O'Neill: Yes, Sir?
Hammond: What are you doing?
O'Neill: I don't know, Sir. You know me and computers.
Hammond: Colonel, I'm ordering you to stop.
O'Neill: I'd love to, Sir, but I can't.
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Thanks Shelby
made me pull out my video to watch it.
made me pull out my video to watch it.
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Haven't seen it yet :crying:
But i want to, i really, really do. Guess i'll just have to download it--or be extremely patient (ya right).
But i want to, i really, really do. Guess i'll just have to download it--or be extremely patient (ya right).
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Will do
This the best simple Quote from Jack
it is in the episode called Prodigy.
Jack is off world baby-sitting a bunch of scientist.
and one of the scientist is talking about Jack
Lee: Are you sure this is such a good idea?
Hamilton: Hey I didn't come half way across the galaxy to wait for permission to do my job.
Lee: I know, I know. But Colonel O'Neill....
Hamilton: Colonel O'Neill doesn't have a clue what we're trying to accomplish here, he's too busy polishing his M-16
O'Neill: Actually it's a P-90
it is in the episode called Prodigy.
Jack is off world baby-sitting a bunch of scientist.
and one of the scientist is talking about Jack
Lee: Are you sure this is such a good idea?
Hamilton: Hey I didn't come half way across the galaxy to wait for permission to do my job.
Lee: I know, I know. But Colonel O'Neill....
Hamilton: Colonel O'Neill doesn't have a clue what we're trying to accomplish here, he's too busy polishing his M-16
O'Neill: Actually it's a P-90
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that's one of my favorite lines 
More great Quotes
These are from Entity (which was just on Showtime this Friday)
Hammond: What's it doing?
Carter: Flying, Sir.
O'Neill: MALP's can't fly.
Daniel: Apparently they can.
O'Neill: Shouldn't there be a memo on this stuff?
O'Neill: Do as the Doctor says.
Carter: Yes Sir.
Fraiser: Thank you Colonel. You, Daniel and Teal'c are next.
O'Neill & Daniel: What?
Daniel: Wh..what?
O'Neill: I'm fine.
Fraiser: Yeah, well I would like to be the judge of that. Some form of energy came through the Stargate, I think it's only prudent to make sure there was no physiological effects to those exposed, ASAP.
O'Neill: Who put her in charge?
Hammond: The US Air Force.
Teal'c: In medical matters Dr Fraiser may overrule those of any rank.
O'Neill: I'm not getting all my memos.
These are from Entity (which was just on Showtime this Friday)
Hammond: What's it doing?
Carter: Flying, Sir.
O'Neill: MALP's can't fly.
Daniel: Apparently they can.
O'Neill: Shouldn't there be a memo on this stuff?
O'Neill: Do as the Doctor says.
Carter: Yes Sir.
Fraiser: Thank you Colonel. You, Daniel and Teal'c are next.
O'Neill & Daniel: What?
Daniel: Wh..what?
O'Neill: I'm fine.
Fraiser: Yeah, well I would like to be the judge of that. Some form of energy came through the Stargate, I think it's only prudent to make sure there was no physiological effects to those exposed, ASAP.
O'Neill: Who put her in charge?
Hammond: The US Air Force.
Teal'c: In medical matters Dr Fraiser may overrule those of any rank.
O'Neill: I'm not getting all my memos.
JACK QUOTES
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some of my favourite characters Jack, of course quotes:
"Oh fer cryin out load"
" Ya think?"
"sweet"
" Bad example"
"Does this look like a face of a crazy man?, ok bad example"
"Fly boy"
"has anyone seen a bathroom round here?"
" I'm not gettin all my memos"
" Jaffa Kree, I said Kree"
" The grey not put ya off?"
" in the middle of my back swing"
" what could possibly be in my eye to prove any of this"
" this is Starskey, I'm hutch"
" I'm not waving I'm pointing"
"he's not in the military maybourne ya can't court marshall him ( saying it with a cheeky grin on his face).
"you should really do something about the breath"
"I don't think so Bukko"
"I think his name was Homer" ( CLASSIC LINE FROM BENEIF THE SURFACE WHEN JACK COULDN'T REMEMBER HAMMONDS NAME)
" I remember a short bald man with a short sleeved shirt, I think his name is homer"
"my dreams are about(little pause) other things"
"Oh I'm not gonna hit you maybourne I'm gonna shoot ya"
By Jade
:rolly2:
some of my favourite characters Jack, of course quotes:
"Oh fer cryin out load"
" Ya think?"
"sweet"
" Bad example"
"Does this look like a face of a crazy man?, ok bad example"
"Fly boy"
"has anyone seen a bathroom round here?"
" I'm not gettin all my memos"
" Jaffa Kree, I said Kree"
" The grey not put ya off?"
" in the middle of my back swing"
" what could possibly be in my eye to prove any of this"
" this is Starskey, I'm hutch"
" I'm not waving I'm pointing"
"he's not in the military maybourne ya can't court marshall him ( saying it with a cheeky grin on his face).
"you should really do something about the breath"
"I don't think so Bukko"
"I think his name was Homer" ( CLASSIC LINE FROM BENEIF THE SURFACE WHEN JACK COULDN'T REMEMBER HAMMONDS NAME)
" I remember a short bald man with a short sleeved shirt, I think his name is homer"
"my dreams are about(little pause) other things"
"Oh I'm not gonna hit you maybourne I'm gonna shoot ya"
By Jade
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