Sj Shortea
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your favourite jack quotes
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Yeah, I agree, I think that the butt one is just about one of the best ever. I think that one of my very favorites is the one where he says
"I'd like to apologise in advance for anything I may say, or do, that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS!
Isn't that just priceless!!
Also the one, I'm not quite sure how the exact wording is, but it's from Window of Opportunity when he is drawing on the plate with the ketchup and mustard-
"I'm gonna lose it. Lose it. It means go crazy, nuts, bonzo, three fries short of a happy meal, WHACKO!!!!!!!!!!
What makes that one really great is how he holds up the plate with the funny face on at the end. I think it is great how such a strong, for lack of a better word, macho, guy, can be so sweet and childish. Childish in a good way of course.
I'll try to post more quotes soon. Keep the posts comin'!!
Catgirl
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"I'd like to apologise in advance for anything I may say, or do, that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS!
Isn't that just priceless!!
Also the one, I'm not quite sure how the exact wording is, but it's from Window of Opportunity when he is drawing on the plate with the ketchup and mustard-
"I'm gonna lose it. Lose it. It means go crazy, nuts, bonzo, three fries short of a happy meal, WHACKO!!!!!!!!!!
What makes that one really great is how he holds up the plate with the funny face on at the end. I think it is great how such a strong, for lack of a better word, macho, guy, can be so sweet and childish. Childish in a good way of course.
I'll try to post more quotes soon. Keep the posts comin'!!
Catgirl
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Originally posted by catgirl
"I'm gonna lose it. Lose it. It means go crazy, nuts, bonzo, three fries short of a happy meal, WHACKO!!!!!!!!!!
Catgirl
Hehehe
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yeah........ jack is great..
I like that part at the end where Daniel and Sam ask him if the did anything, and he just smiles, gives his head a little shake and eats his oatmeal. That is just so cute!!
Also, earlier in the epispode, when Daniel tells them that it's kind of an opportunity, and they both immediately get up, even Teal'c!
I have to say, I'm kinda torn between what the absolute best scene was, though. I loved Carter and Jack kissing (especially how Carter kissed back with a little enthusiasm ), but also I loved the one where he and Teal'c are translating, and he starts juggling, and Teal'c starts juggling, and at the end they're both juggling!! That is just priceless!! Especially since we know that RDA used to be a juggling guy!! He hasn't lost his touch. That was great!!
Catgirl (meow)
Also, earlier in the epispode, when Daniel tells them that it's kind of an opportunity, and they both immediately get up, even Teal'c!
I have to say, I'm kinda torn between what the absolute best scene was, though. I loved Carter and Jack kissing (especially how Carter kissed back with a little enthusiasm
), but also I loved the one where he and Teal'c are translating, and he starts juggling, and Teal'c starts juggling, and at the end they're both juggling!! That is just priceless!! Especially since we know that RDA used to be a juggling guy!! He hasn't lost his touch. That was great!!Catgirl
(meow)Me too!!!! I kinda like the Chain Reaction one too, not because it's overly humorous, but just certain parts of it. I kinda like how Maybourne says "Nice" and then Jack grabs the gun and says "And nice try to you". Oh, and don't forget when they go into Maybourne's place and they look in the fridge and he says "I see you're on that famous beer and mustard diet, how's that workin' for ya?"
Catgirl (meow)
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There was an O'Neill with one l in the film but he had no sense of humor.
Good morning! This is your colonel speaking. welcome to P4X 989, where the temperature is a balmy........room temperature.
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Jack: Well, this just became a piece of cake, a walk in the park, a day at the beach!
Daniel: An accident waiting for a place to happen.
Jack: Mister Negative.
Teal'c: Appearances may be deceiving.
Jack: One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
Daniel: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
Jack: Never run with scissors?
Jack: Please, don't suck the fun out of this.
Jack to Daniel: Easy there, Grasshopper.
Jack: Master Teal'c, might I suggest that we spare them this time?
Teal'c: Very well... underling.
Jack: They put that damn memory thing on me. Then they gave me something that reminded me of the Seventies.
Jack: Aunty Em? Aunty Em?
Jack, hugging Daniel: Space monkey.
Fraiser: Colonel, how do you feel?
Jack: Never felt better in my life. Got me a little worried actually.
Second Jack: What do you want?
First Jack: Well, they're all debating the meaning of life back there. Both Daniels think this is all fascinating. The Carters are arguing already... Teal'c feels left out.
Jack: Do things feel a little 'off' here?
Daniel: Are you crazy? It's a paradise.
Jack: Yeah, sure, have an apple. What could happen?
Teal'c: Are you considering the same tactic as I?
Jack: Teal'c, the cliche is, 'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?' The answer is yes.
Jack: You gotta go that one step further, don't ya?
Jack: Daniel Jackson made this place... happen. As a member of SG-1, he was our voice... our conscience. He was a very courageous man. He was a good man. For those of us lucky enough to have known him, he was also a friend.
Daniel: How is it that you always come up with the worst case scenario?
Jack: I practice.
Jack: Perfect, if any little rocks sneak up on us we'll have plenty of warning.
Daniel: An accident waiting for a place to happen.
Jack: Mister Negative.
Teal'c: Appearances may be deceiving.
Jack: One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
Daniel: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
Jack: Never run with scissors?
Jack: Please, don't suck the fun out of this.
Jack to Daniel: Easy there, Grasshopper.
Jack: Master Teal'c, might I suggest that we spare them this time?
Teal'c: Very well... underling.
Jack: They put that damn memory thing on me. Then they gave me something that reminded me of the Seventies.
Jack: Aunty Em? Aunty Em?
Jack, hugging Daniel: Space monkey.
Fraiser: Colonel, how do you feel?
Jack: Never felt better in my life. Got me a little worried actually.
Second Jack: What do you want?
First Jack: Well, they're all debating the meaning of life back there. Both Daniels think this is all fascinating. The Carters are arguing already... Teal'c feels left out.
Jack: Do things feel a little 'off' here?
Daniel: Are you crazy? It's a paradise.
Jack: Yeah, sure, have an apple. What could happen?
Teal'c: Are you considering the same tactic as I?
Jack: Teal'c, the cliche is, 'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?' The answer is yes.
Jack: You gotta go that one step further, don't ya?
Jack: Daniel Jackson made this place... happen. As a member of SG-1, he was our voice... our conscience. He was a very courageous man. He was a good man. For those of us lucky enough to have known him, he was also a friend.
Daniel: How is it that you always come up with the worst case scenario?
Jack: I practice.
Jack: Perfect, if any little rocks sneak up on us we'll have plenty of warning.
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Jack: We're off to see the wizard.
Jack: So what did you find out? Come on, now, don't keep the elderly waiting. It's rude.
Unas to Teal'c: Kill the human.
Jack: Excuse me?
Jack: Alright. Here's the plan.
Bra'tac: You will do as I say.
Jack: Right.
Jack: Eww.
Teal'c: I still do not understand this black hole.
Jack: Well, a black hole is this really big thing. It's, um, well, basically it's a mass of...hole...out there.
Teal'c: I see.
Jack: Whoa. Cool.
Jack, speaking of the Nox God, I love those people.
Real and Clone O'Neill: Oh for crying out loud...
Jack: Carter, if someone comes in here you...bite 'em on the hand.
Carter: Yes, Sir.
Jack: "Oh, you betcha. This is just a new game, brought to you by our good friend..." he pats Hammond's head "...the Keeper."
Carter: Lately, I get this weird feeling when I'm near Teal'c.
O'Neill: Hey, who doesn't?
Jack: We had a nice time, Sir. Carter picked up some Naquada. Teal'c made some new friends as usual. Daniel got engaged. And, um, I'm gonna hit the showers.
Jack: Um, you all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive. However, we did destroy their de-goa'ulding thing. Might not they look unkindly on that?
Jack: What does it do?
Carter: Well, it's maintaining an interior temperature of 33 degrees Fahrenheit, it's generating an electromagnetic field, and emitting small amounts of alpha, gamma, and delta radiation.
Jack: Well, I know that. Why does it do that?
Jack: (wearing a serpent guard uniform): No wonder these guys are always cranky. Let me out of this thing.
Jack: You know, I can navigate my way across a galaxy, but I get lost every time I come to Washington.
Jack: I am absolutely fine. There is nothing cruvis with me.... what?
Jack: Ooh. Alright. I'll be honest with you, Bob. My name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
Carter: Sir, remember to use the hydrogen alpha solar filter.
Jack: Or I'll burn my eyes out. I know.
Jack: Jaffa, kree!
Jack: You heard me, I said kree!
Jack: Teal'c's eager on the inside.
Jack: Yoo hoo?
Daniel: Jack, he said he disabled the DHD and Sam said we couldn't fly that ship all the way home.
Jack: So we'll fly it to a closer planet with a Stargate.
Daniel: Good thinking.
Jack: It happens.
Jack: Geek.
Jack: Give it a week. You'll miss me.
Daniel: Yes, I'll miss all the salty, bad-tempered insults, all the illogical arguments....
Jack: Okay, you'll miss Carter and Teal'c.
Jack: "Don't, ah, ah...." He puts his hands to his ears. "La la la la la la!"
Nayo'nak: Who are you?
Jack: People of little consequence. Pay no attention to us.
Jack: To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal'c...well, he really didn't say anything, but I can tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he...cocked his head and raised his eyebrows....
Jack (to the Tollans): Well, look who's here. Come to retrieve your vastly superior stuff? You know, it would be a lot more superior if it wasn't so easy to steal!
Reegar: Let us talk about your friend in the woods.
Jack: I have no friends. In the woods or otherwise.
Jack(To Carter): Watcha doin?
Jack: You've got that look.
Teal'c: To which look are you referring, O'Neill?
Daniel: The one that says, 'I have misgivings about this mission, but deep down I know we're doing the right thing?'
Jack: No, the other one.
Daniel: Oh.
Jack: So what did you find out? Come on, now, don't keep the elderly waiting. It's rude.
Unas to Teal'c: Kill the human.
Jack: Excuse me?
Jack: Alright. Here's the plan.
Bra'tac: You will do as I say.
Jack: Right.
Jack: Eww.
Teal'c: I still do not understand this black hole.
Jack: Well, a black hole is this really big thing. It's, um, well, basically it's a mass of...hole...out there.
Teal'c: I see.
Jack: Whoa. Cool.
Jack, speaking of the Nox God, I love those people.
Real and Clone O'Neill: Oh for crying out loud...
Jack: Carter, if someone comes in here you...bite 'em on the hand.
Carter: Yes, Sir.
Jack: "Oh, you betcha. This is just a new game, brought to you by our good friend..." he pats Hammond's head "...the Keeper."
Carter: Lately, I get this weird feeling when I'm near Teal'c.
O'Neill: Hey, who doesn't?
Jack: We had a nice time, Sir. Carter picked up some Naquada. Teal'c made some new friends as usual. Daniel got engaged. And, um, I'm gonna hit the showers.
Jack: Um, you all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive. However, we did destroy their de-goa'ulding thing. Might not they look unkindly on that?
Jack: What does it do?
Carter: Well, it's maintaining an interior temperature of 33 degrees Fahrenheit, it's generating an electromagnetic field, and emitting small amounts of alpha, gamma, and delta radiation.
Jack: Well, I know that. Why does it do that?
Jack: (wearing a serpent guard uniform): No wonder these guys are always cranky. Let me out of this thing.
Jack: You know, I can navigate my way across a galaxy, but I get lost every time I come to Washington.
Jack: I am absolutely fine. There is nothing cruvis with me.... what?
Jack: Ooh. Alright. I'll be honest with you, Bob. My name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
Carter: Sir, remember to use the hydrogen alpha solar filter.
Jack: Or I'll burn my eyes out. I know.
Jack: Jaffa, kree!
Jack: You heard me, I said kree!
Jack: Teal'c's eager on the inside.
Jack: Yoo hoo?
Daniel: Jack, he said he disabled the DHD and Sam said we couldn't fly that ship all the way home.
Jack: So we'll fly it to a closer planet with a Stargate.
Daniel: Good thinking.
Jack: It happens.
Jack: Geek.
Jack: Give it a week. You'll miss me.
Daniel: Yes, I'll miss all the salty, bad-tempered insults, all the illogical arguments....
Jack: Okay, you'll miss Carter and Teal'c.
Jack: "Don't, ah, ah...." He puts his hands to his ears. "La la la la la la!"
Nayo'nak: Who are you?
Jack: People of little consequence. Pay no attention to us.
Jack: To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal'c...well, he really didn't say anything, but I can tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he...cocked his head and raised his eyebrows....
Jack (to the Tollans): Well, look who's here. Come to retrieve your vastly superior stuff? You know, it would be a lot more superior if it wasn't so easy to steal!
Reegar: Let us talk about your friend in the woods.
Jack: I have no friends. In the woods or otherwise.
Jack(To Carter): Watcha doin?
Jack: You've got that look.
Teal'c: To which look are you referring, O'Neill?
Daniel: The one that says, 'I have misgivings about this mission, but deep down I know we're doing the right thing?'
Jack: No, the other one.
Daniel: Oh.
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Jack: You know the worst part about this? Every time we loop, Daniel asks me a question, and I wasn't listening the first time.
Jack: Well, general, you know what they say. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again.
Teal'c: Trust in me, O'Neill.
Jack: What if I'm not O'Neill?
Teal'c: Then I was not talking to you.
Carter: The question is, will they listen?
Jack: No, the real question is, will they have ears?
Jack: I dreamed about mining...naked.
Jack: We brought pizza and a movie.
Teal'c: Star Wars.
Jack: He's seen it what... 8 times?
Teal'c: Nine.
Jack: Nine times. If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be okay.
Carter: You've never seen Star Wars?
Jack: Oh, you know me and sci-fi. Come on, we never get to just hang out, so I thought we...
Jack: Daniel, I'm chained up in a mad man's barn...
Carter: Sir, are you okay?
Jack: I've been shot, Carter.
Jack: I can't believe the son of a b**ch shot me!
Carter: Sir, are you ok?
Jack: Oh, couple stitches, concussion, nausea, dizziness, the usual.
Jack(to Siler): Shake it off sparky.
Jack: Aah, come on, we came, we saw, we planted a bomb, we had a little fun with a meteor shower, we went home, its a great story.
Jack: Plan 3. Works every time.
Jack: Choiceless?
Aris Boch: You see, that's why I like you. You're quick. Let's go.
Jack: It's always suicide mission this, save the planet that...no one ever stops by to just say hi anymore.
Jack: Well, general, you know what they say. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again.
Teal'c: Trust in me, O'Neill.
Jack: What if I'm not O'Neill?
Teal'c: Then I was not talking to you.
Carter: The question is, will they listen?
Jack: No, the real question is, will they have ears?
Jack: I dreamed about mining...naked.
Jack: We brought pizza and a movie.
Teal'c: Star Wars.
Jack: He's seen it what... 8 times?
Teal'c: Nine.
Jack: Nine times. If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be okay.
Carter: You've never seen Star Wars?
Jack: Oh, you know me and sci-fi. Come on, we never get to just hang out, so I thought we...
Jack: Daniel, I'm chained up in a mad man's barn...
Carter: Sir, are you okay?
Jack: I've been shot, Carter.
Jack: I can't believe the son of a b**ch shot me!
Carter: Sir, are you ok?
Jack: Oh, couple stitches, concussion, nausea, dizziness, the usual.
Jack(to Siler): Shake it off sparky.
Jack: Aah, come on, we came, we saw, we planted a bomb, we had a little fun with a meteor shower, we went home, its a great story.
Jack: Plan 3. Works every time.
Jack: Choiceless?
Aris Boch: You see, that's why I like you. You're quick. Let's go.
Jack: It's always suicide mission this, save the planet that...no one ever stops by to just say hi anymore.
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