your favourite jack quotes
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Lonewolf89
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I love these!! Jack really does have the best lines.
Sj Shortea
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Hey it is tuff for me to say which quote I like best!
I like anything that Jack has to say. I believe that
he has the best quotes on the show.
and anyhow I love anything that comes out of that mouth!!!
I like anything that Jack has to say. I believe that
he has the best quotes on the show.
and anyhow I love anything that comes out of that mouth!!!
Lonewolf89
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It's funny to read this stuff because you can just picture him saying it.
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There is one word Jack always uses
when Carter Trying to explain things to him.
the word is "What?" I love that and that look
he gets on his face when does get it.
when Carter Trying to explain things to him.
the word is "What?" I love that and that look
he gets on his face when does get it.
imported_Marianne
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I agree... he goes all glassy eyed gets out half a sentence before he reaslises he doesn't know what he's talking about and says 'What???', he just doesn't understand. I always get a laugh out of those moments. Love it.
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I agree... he goes all glassy eyed gets out half a sentence before he reaslises he doesn't know what he's talking about and says 'What???', he just doesn't understand. I always get a laugh out of those moments. Love it.
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Eh?? Why did that post twice.... it wasn't me... honest!
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Hey sometimes it get stuck.
here is another one from Demons (I think)
(To Unas)
"So Unas, just how long are you gonna keep this up, ya know, the whole demon bit? I mean sure the hours are great, ya got the padre in your back pocket, probably get all the chicks"
Just love that one. I have a bunch of the episodes on tape and have watched them so many times I can say a lot of quotes by heart!!!!!!
Catgirl
(To Unas)
"So Unas, just how long are you gonna keep this up, ya know, the whole demon bit? I mean sure the hours are great, ya got the padre in your back pocket, probably get all the chicks"
Just love that one. I have a bunch of the episodes on tape and have watched them so many times I can say a lot of quotes by heart!!!!!!
Catgirl
Here are a bunch more Jack quotes. I just spent the last three hours watching some episodes I recorded. Hope you enjoy!!!!!
THE BROCA DIVIDE
"Love what they've done with the place"
"Some beautiful decor, nice folks, nothing of strategic importance, sir"
"It's about time you saw a doctor, Doctor"
Fraser"You should be flattered"
O'Neill" Oh yeah, I'm honored"
"Lucy, I'm home"
O'Neill"How's the wound?"
Carter "Wound?
O'Neill "yeah, Fraser said you got stabbed in the stomach"
Carter "oh, it's healing fine. Won't even be a scar"
O'Neill "Iwas worried"
Carter "You were?"
O'Neill "If it doesn't heal properly you'll never wear that cute little tank top number again"
THE FIRST COMMANDMENT
after Carter says she won't go back to Earth
"'No Sir'?"
after Connor says won't go
"'No Sir'? Does it way colonel anywhere on my uniform?"
"We're off to see the wizard"
"To Oz"
after perimeter is set up and Teal'c throws rock
"Perfect. If any little rocks sneak up on us we'll have plenty of warining"
O'Neill "We've got company"
Daniel "You sure?"
arrow lands inches from his arm
O'Neill "Pretty sure'
(this isn't a Jack quote but it was really funny)
Daniel "The crazier they are the more extreme the situation they're put into" (looks back at Jack with a funny expression)
Teal'c attempts a smile. Looks like deranged dog.
"You're gonna have to work on that a little bit"
about Hansen, to Jamala
"He's just a man. A crazy man granted."
Connor "Kill me"
O'Neill "Are you sure, I've come all this way"
when they are caught trying to escape, to guard
"Hey, how ya doin'. You know, we'd love to stick around, but some brain-dead sycophant left my buddy out here to die. So we're out of here." guard hits him "Ow."
"Captain, I see everything worked out *just* as we planned"
More to come later, when I watch more of my episodes. Hope you like it. I scare my friends by either telling Jack jokes, or bursting out laughing for no apparent reason, 'cause I remember some funny thing he said. OH well, that's the price you pay for entertainment!!!!!!!!!!
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THE BROCA DIVIDE
"Love what they've done with the place"
"Some beautiful decor, nice folks, nothing of strategic importance, sir"
"It's about time you saw a doctor, Doctor"
Fraser"You should be flattered"
O'Neill" Oh yeah, I'm honored"
"Lucy, I'm home"
O'Neill"How's the wound?"
Carter "Wound?
O'Neill "yeah, Fraser said you got stabbed in the stomach"
Carter "oh, it's healing fine. Won't even be a scar"
O'Neill "Iwas worried"
Carter "You were?"
O'Neill "If it doesn't heal properly you'll never wear that cute little tank top number again"
THE FIRST COMMANDMENT
after Carter says she won't go back to Earth
"'No Sir'?"
after Connor says won't go
"'No Sir'? Does it way colonel anywhere on my uniform?"
"We're off to see the wizard"
"To Oz"
after perimeter is set up and Teal'c throws rock
"Perfect. If any little rocks sneak up on us we'll have plenty of warining"
O'Neill "We've got company"
Daniel "You sure?"
arrow lands inches from his arm
O'Neill "Pretty sure'
(this isn't a Jack quote but it was really funny)
Daniel "The crazier they are the more extreme the situation they're put into" (looks back at Jack with a funny expression)
Teal'c attempts a smile. Looks like deranged dog.
"You're gonna have to work on that a little bit"
about Hansen, to Jamala
"He's just a man. A crazy man granted."
Connor "Kill me"
O'Neill "Are you sure, I've come all this way"
when they are caught trying to escape, to guard
"Hey, how ya doin'. You know, we'd love to stick around, but some brain-dead sycophant left my buddy out here to die. So we're out of here." guard hits him "Ow."
"Captain, I see everything worked out *just* as we planned"
More to come later, when I watch more of my episodes. Hope you like it. I scare my friends by either telling Jack jokes, or bursting out laughing for no apparent reason, 'cause I remember some funny thing he said. OH well, that's the price you pay for entertainment!!!!!!!!!!
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jacks the best
Yeah. That's kinda why he's my favorite character- he makes all the best jokes!!!!
Here's some more from Solitudes.
"No, my leg is definitely broken"
"What's the bad news? 'Cause unless they've redecorated the gateroom, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"
"You mean this place is a wrong number?!"
"Ice. Nice."
Carter "We're in trouble sir"
O'Neill "Oh nonsense. We'll just dial home and straighten all this out. Where's the DHD?"
Carter "Can't find that either"
O'Neill "Oh. so, uh, we're in trouble"
"You *think* it's set!"
"You wouldn't think jagged bone digging into raw nerves would hurt, but it does!"
Carter "Is this your first broken bone?"
O'Neill "I've, uh, no. This would be ninth if you count skull fractures"
Carter "How did you manage that?"
O'Neill "Little parachuting mishap over the borders of Iran and Iraq"
Carter "So what happened?"
O'Neill "I hit the ground. Go figure"
Carter "So you hit the ground, and then..."
O'Neill "And they lived happily ever after"
Carter "We've got a little drinking water, but.."
O'Neill "Ice melts"
Carter "Yeah"
Carter "I don't think you should move"
O'Neill "Probably not, but my butt's freezing to the ground"
"A little paint, a couple windows, maybe a fireplace in the corner, be just like home"
"I was afraid you'd try to put a splint on it"
O'Neill "What's 4?"
Carter "There is no 4"
O'Neill "It's after 3"
Carter "Not this time Colonel"
Carter "Where will they look?"
O'Neill "Here, I hope"
Carter "A random search could easily take 10 years"
O'Neill "Not if they look here first"
O'Neill "Soup's on"
Carter "Come on, you don't want it to get cold"
Carter "I didn't know that you could cook"
O'Neill " I can't, but my melted ice is to die for"
Carter "I guess he didn't make it"
O'Neill "Ya think?"
"I've always prefered now to never"
"As mich as I might otherwise enjoy this...."
"It's my side arm, I swear"
"I'll regret dying"
"What's the bad news?"
"Right, I'll race ya"
Hope ya like it! Talk to you guys soon. Keep posting quotes!!
Catgirl (meow)
Here's some more from Solitudes.
"No, my leg is definitely broken"
"What's the bad news? 'Cause unless they've redecorated the gateroom, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"
"You mean this place is a wrong number?!"
"Ice. Nice."
Carter "We're in trouble sir"
O'Neill "Oh nonsense. We'll just dial home and straighten all this out. Where's the DHD?"
Carter "Can't find that either"
O'Neill "Oh. so, uh, we're in trouble"
"You *think* it's set!"
"You wouldn't think jagged bone digging into raw nerves would hurt, but it does!"
Carter "Is this your first broken bone?"
O'Neill "I've, uh, no. This would be ninth if you count skull fractures"
Carter "How did you manage that?"
O'Neill "Little parachuting mishap over the borders of Iran and Iraq"
Carter "So what happened?"
O'Neill "I hit the ground. Go figure"
Carter "So you hit the ground, and then..."
O'Neill "And they lived happily ever after"
Carter "We've got a little drinking water, but.."
O'Neill "Ice melts"
Carter "Yeah"
Carter "I don't think you should move"
O'Neill "Probably not, but my butt's freezing to the ground"
"A little paint, a couple windows, maybe a fireplace in the corner, be just like home"
"I was afraid you'd try to put a splint on it"
O'Neill "What's 4?"
Carter "There is no 4"
O'Neill "It's after 3"
Carter "Not this time Colonel"
Carter "Where will they look?"
O'Neill "Here, I hope"
Carter "A random search could easily take 10 years"
O'Neill "Not if they look here first"
O'Neill "Soup's on"
Carter "Come on, you don't want it to get cold"
Carter "I didn't know that you could cook"
O'Neill " I can't, but my melted ice is to die for"
Carter "I guess he didn't make it"
O'Neill "Ya think?"
"I've always prefered now to never"
"As mich as I might otherwise enjoy this...."
"It's my side arm, I swear"
"I'll regret dying"
"What's the bad news?"
"Right, I'll race ya"
Hope ya like it! Talk to you guys soon. Keep posting quotes!!
Catgirl
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