GO'AULD SONGBOOK

ABBAddicts Anonymouse came out of the Narnia land in their glitz for this...

Presenting, an original piece with absolutely no help from outside sources and NO plaigarism...

Waterloo. Brought to you by MishSkip co.org.whu. a totally non profit group*

Mucho kudos to Mish who does the donkey work and boos and hisses to me who bathes in reflected glory.
REFLECTED GLORY!!!

WATERLOO

My my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah, Apophis met his destiny in quite a similar way
Daniel has history books on his shelves
And he’s always repeating himself!

Waterloo - Apophis defeated, we won the war
Then Netu- Promise to hunt you for ever more
Waterloo - Couldn't escape if you wanted to
Then Netu - Finally facing your Waterloo

My my, you tried to kill us all but we were smarter
Oh yeah, but you came back and gave us all a real bad fright
We know our duties we can never refuse,
And when we kill you ‘nother host you will use!

Waterloo – One more Goa’uld down, we can win this war!
Then Netu– Promise to hate you for ever more
Waterloo – Couldn’t escape if you wanted to
Then Netu - Finally facing your waterloo

And just when we think we can snooze,
We find when we win, we still lose!

Waterloo - couldn't escape if you wanted to
Then Netu - Knowing my fate is to butt-whump you
Waterloo - Finally facing your Waterloo


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By SINGING or trying to sing or humming this tune, you will double this price.
Tributes for our altruistic work will be collected by a guy who looks a little like the Incredible hulk, but more like the Green Cross Code Man. Failure to pay will result in the confiscation of your computer and the cutting of your fingers and vocal chords to prevent further singing.
There is no warantee that this will actually fit the original or even be funny.
All of the above are rendered null and void if you say anything nice.

You are encouraged to have a nice day.

Skip.
Now going into counselling.
 
Something nice,something nice, something nice, something nice! Unless of course the collector is the T-Man in disguise! I don't know the tune to that one so I can't croak it!
 
jsc,
heheh, you don't want to gimme choc???
The Green Cross Code man is DARTH VADER the guy who played him...
Just a lil injoke on my part for me ;)
What is it with you guys??? No know ABBA?!?!?!
It is Mishy's fault for getting me started...
 
Well, if it is James Earl Jones who did his voice, I wouldn't mind either!
 
Let's all kill this over and over and over...

Unfortunately, Mishkaz can't entertain us for a while (stuck in a time lopp with Hippy Teal'c...)
And I have taken it upon myself to bore you all to death. Again.
Apparently, this scored .5 on the Mishter scale, so it can't be toooo bad, can it?

Pulp's Common People
(Come on, ONE of you must know it...)

Hathor goes on a summer holiday… and world domination is prevented by
the good ole fashioned musical interlude.

She came from PX-953, had a thirst for fellas,
She dressed in gold and liked scaly boas
I saw a glint, in her eye.
She told me that her Dad was God and
I said “In that case I’ll have great big palace.â€
She said, “Fine.â€
And in 30 seconds time, she said,
“I want to live like the Tau’ri people,
I want to do whatever Tau’ri people do,
I want to sleep with the Tau’ri people,
I want to make little snakey babies with you.â€
Well, what else could I do? The smell was overpowerin’ too…
I took her to the Cheyenne Mountain,
I don’t know why, she coulda started anywhere,
But she started there.
I said, “Pretend you’re just a tourist.â€
But she smiled and blew a mist…
I said, “What? I can’t see you anywhere…â€
And sure you want to live like the Tau’ri people,
You want to see whatever Tau’ri people see,
You want to sleep with Tau’ri people,
You want to make little snakey babies with me
But she didn’t understand,
Now what’s that glowing on her hand???

Rent a flat, buy food in shops,
Cos ‘Goddess’ just ain’t a job,
Smoke some fags, not a town,
They won’t take kindly if you burn it down.
But still you’ll never get it right,
’Cos when you’re laid in bed at night,
Seein folks as cockroaches on the wall,
If you shoot you could end it all.
You’ll never live like the Tau’ri people,
You’ll never do what the Tau’ri people do,
You’ll never be worshipped by the Tau’ri people,
You’ll see your power slide out of view,
Too busy while we dance and drink for you,
Because there’s nothing else to do.
Sing along with the Tau’ri people,
But our hymns won’t be for you.
Laugh along with the Tau’ri people,
Laugh along, as we’ll never bow to you,
And the stupid things that you do,
Retro Egyptian isn’t cool.

You know, I can't even remember if I finished it, ah well. At least that is one more to my newest alien. (oops, did I type that aloud?)

Mentally Ill from Dukinfield
 
mr bad guy

this is a song by freddie mercury, all your songs are great,i just hope you like this, never tried this before, please be gentle...peachy

MR BAG GUY
Let's go chasing tauri through the gate, at my invitation,
let's all take a trip on my big base ship.

chorus
I am aphophis, yes i'm everybody's god aphophis,
can't you see, we only need you as hosts oohh
put your weapons down and come with us.

Your big baddy's got the final say,
he's wiped out all his rival's,
now he's going to set his sight's on us.

chorus
I'm the bad guy, your all afraid of me, i can blast your earth to hell.
i'm mr bad guy, i'm not afraid of you,it's the only life for me, it's my destiny oh yeah

chorus
 
Good song, Skip, I do know it!
Now, IF anyone actually wanted to see more of my poetry, I am considering putting stuff up (including non-Stargate), on another thread, probably in the Chit Chat forum. That is if I decide that wouldn't be an amzingly sad and boring thing to do. As I have said elsewhere, poetry isn't the subject of this thread, and I don't want to get too far off-topic.
 
Okay, this song is based on "The Dolphin's Cry" by Live, off the album "The Distance to Here". Most of you may not be familiar with it, but here's my version anyway...

The Host's Cry

The way your eyes glowed bright,
Reminds me of that night,
Gods took you away to be their Host,
You did not trust, you were swept away,
With nothing left to say,
A helpless slave,
Yeah, you were lost, in an army of Jaffa.
You're all they need to survive,
So when the time is right,
Inhibit your mind, make you Host,
Make you Host.

Chorus:
Goa'ulds will need us, alright,
Goa'ulds will need us, they will need us.
Can you hear the Host's cry?
See the Gate open up to meet us.
They take our minds with great delight.
Goa'uld will need us, they will need us.

Will Sha're and Daniel ever meet again?
Just like she never left,
The time in between was just a dream,
But she left his place,
Apophis's men surround her,
Ribbon device all around her,
All Daniel could do was grieve,
Let him grieve.

Goa'ulds will need us, alright,
Goa'ulds will need us, they will need us.
Can you hear the Host's cry?
See the Gate open up to meet us.
They take our minds with great delight.
Goa'uld will need us, they will need us.

Life is like a shooting star,
It doesn’t matter who you are,
You cannot run for cover, it's just a matter of time,
Before a host is found,
These Death Gliders rise up from the ground
All these wars aren't over.

Goa'ulds will need us, alright,
Goa'ulds will need us, they will need us.
Can you hear the Host's cry?
See the Gate open up to meet us.
They take our minds with great delight.
Goa'uld will need us, they will need us.


Cya
 
enrique iglesias. rhythm divine
my 10 yr old bro made this up


All i need, is a ribbon device
Lost in my star ship
Your life will be mine
all i need, is the glow in your eyes
viva los goa'uldos
you'll be my host
 
Sorry I've been AWOL for a few days, but thanks to Shelbys, Peachy, Val, Skip etc for keeping this thread alive and kicking. Love yer filks guys. I know it's hard work, but the results are excellent.
In between painting the front room and mourning me poor departed moggy, I've managed the following TV theme filks:
----------
HONG KONG PHOOEY

Big brown T-bear, number 1 superguy
Big brown T-bear, quicket than the Tau're eye
He's got a staff, a real big staff
And a mind that takes no crap
When the going gets rough he's super tough
With a Big brown T-bear ZAP!
Big brown T-bear number one super guy
Big brown T-bear, quicker than than the Tau're eye
(mindless gibberish bit)
Big brown T-bear.... JAFFARIFIC!
--------------
THEME FROM CHEERS (where everybody knows your name)

Making your way through the gate these days takes everything you've got
Taking a break to do some fishing sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away...
Where every planet knows your name
And they're usually glad you came
You wanna be where you can see
Language is all the same
You wanna be where every planet knows your name
-------------

cheers
Mishkaz

See Skip, you couldn't kill this thread if you tried, hehe !
 
Wanna bet? And where did the other go? Will you post it???
GLAD YOU ARE BACK AND KICKING:D:D:D
 
Originally posted by Skip
Wanna bet? And where did the other go? Will you post it???
GLAD YOU ARE BACK AND KICKING:D:D:D
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Sorry Skip, had me head up me ass for a few days now. Misplaced me note-pad with my filk-gibberish on it (last seen somewhere in the front room amongst tins of paint, ladders etc), so I dunno where I'm at filk-wise. The other what?

(email en route by the way, when I finish reading the last few days stuff)
 
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