GO'AULD SONGBOOK
- Thread starter Mishkaz
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TALK AMONGST YOUSELVES FOR A MOMENT
Thought we'd posted the Squeeze thang. Obviously not. Is it finished yet? Where is it? Do you have it? Can you post it? Can I read it? Where am I? Who are you people? What happened to my head? What time is it? Can I have my medication now please? Who said that? Is tea ready yet? Have you seen my wiblcok? Can you turn that thing down? Are we there yet? Can I use your toilet? Is it all a dream? Did you say something? Did anyone else hear that? Why are they staring? What am I doing here? What does it all mean?
AARRGGHHHHHH
Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
'sokay, I'll be better soon
Thought we'd posted the Squeeze thang. Obviously not. Is it finished yet? Where is it? Do you have it? Can you post it? Can I read it? Where am I? Who are you people? What happened to my head? What time is it? Can I have my medication now please? Who said that? Is tea ready yet? Have you seen my wiblcok? Can you turn that thing down? Are we there yet? Can I use your toilet? Is it all a dream? Did you say something? Did anyone else hear that? Why are they staring? What am I doing here? What does it all mean?
AARRGGHHHHHH
Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
'sokay, I'll be better soon
Black Dove
49%goa'uld51%princess
- Joined
- Dec 23, 2000
- Messages
- 25
Filk gods be kind...
Please oh PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE filk mavens out there be nice to me. I grew up listening to Simon and Garfunkle (My 'rents grew up in the 70's) and this is one of my fave songs anyhow.
Oh please be nice........ I am scared of myself
The Sound of Silence
Hello 'Pophis, my old friend.
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a snakey softly creeping
Left itself while I was sleeping;
And the prim'ta that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of Silence
In restless dreams I rule alone--
With charred remains of Tau'ri bones;
‘Neath confines of Cheyenne Mountain,
SG blood flowed like a fountain.
When my eyes stabbed bright like the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of Silence
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more---
People gawking and were freaking
They were looking but not seeing,
Jaffa shooting weapons that T'auri hate to see
And shouting "Kree!"
Disturbs the sound of silence.
"Fools," said I, "you do not know.
The mercy that I may show"
Hear my words that I might teach you;
Take my arms that I might reach you."
But the Tau'ri rebelled and turned away
Oh darkest day.
That echoed in the wells of silence.
And the people bowed and prayed
To the gods Apophis made.
And His sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said
"The words of Apophis are written on the SG walls
And Base ship halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence.
I am sooooooooooooooooooo incredibly sorry! <ducks flying bottles, zat blasts ect.>
Please oh PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE filk mavens out there be nice to me. I grew up listening to Simon and Garfunkle (My 'rents grew up in the 70's) and this is one of my fave songs anyhow.
Oh please be nice........ I am scared of myself
The Sound of Silence
Hello 'Pophis, my old friend.
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a snakey softly creeping
Left itself while I was sleeping;
And the prim'ta that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of Silence
In restless dreams I rule alone--
With charred remains of Tau'ri bones;
‘Neath confines of Cheyenne Mountain,
SG blood flowed like a fountain.
When my eyes stabbed bright like the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of Silence
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more---
People gawking and were freaking
They were looking but not seeing,
Jaffa shooting weapons that T'auri hate to see
And shouting "Kree!"
Disturbs the sound of silence.
"Fools," said I, "you do not know.
The mercy that I may show"
Hear my words that I might teach you;
Take my arms that I might reach you."
But the Tau'ri rebelled and turned away
Oh darkest day.
That echoed in the wells of silence.
And the people bowed and prayed
To the gods Apophis made.
And His sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said
"The words of Apophis are written on the SG walls
And Base ship halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence.
I am sooooooooooooooooooo incredibly sorry! <ducks flying bottles, zat blasts ect.>
Wonderful, wonderful! Masses of applause and THANKS!
To all the people who have written here..A HUGE THANK YOU AND KEEP IT UP!
Mishkaz snort snort chuckle chuckle Love the T-Man one to Hong Kong Phooey!
GOOD Fliking Black Dove! Do some more!
Skip, Peachy, Sc-Fi16 and that talented little brother KEEP IT UP! KEEP IT GOING!
To all the people who have written here..A HUGE THANK YOU AND KEEP IT UP!
Mishkaz snort snort chuckle chuckle Love the T-Man one to Hong Kong Phooey!
GOOD Fliking Black Dove! Do some more!
Skip, Peachy, Sc-Fi16 and that talented little brother KEEP IT UP! KEEP IT GOING!
Nariko Fanel
Rabid Fangirl
- Joined
- Dec 29, 2000
- Messages
- 67
I STOLE HER IDEA!
The Sound of Silence
Hello Asguard, our old friends.
We've come to greet you once again,
The goa'uld they are attacking,
And poor old Danny he is snacking;
On some cheese puffs left in the old lounge couch,
In a small pouch
And he's run out of coffee
Jackson is a nervous wreck
He hasn't washed his face and neck
He's sittin in a little white room
He seems to think the goa'uld loom
Close by him ready to take over me
Oh janet kree
Oh please make Danny silent
And in the naked light I saw
That stupid lady, I guffawed
At her attemp to seduce Danny
Things were not all mamby pamby,
She took the medicine and Linea had returned
Danny got burned
By the sound of silence.
Marin said "you do not know,
This thing's complex here may I show
You how to work it."
Carter said "In a little bit"
So I took her to a school yard for the day
Taught her to play
No more sounds of silence.
And the people bowed and prayed
When dear Shau'ri she was layed,
In the ground with lots of sighing,
Poor old Danny, he was crying
For Teal'c had finally stopped where she stood
Did all he could...
Whispered sounds of silence.
Kind of a recap of some of my favorite episodes except for the first verse...I had to try to filk BD's filk so I used "The Sound Of Silence" also...sorry BD!
The Sound of Silence
Hello Asguard, our old friends.
We've come to greet you once again,
The goa'uld they are attacking,
And poor old Danny he is snacking;
On some cheese puffs left in the old lounge couch,
In a small pouch
And he's run out of coffee
Jackson is a nervous wreck
He hasn't washed his face and neck
He's sittin in a little white room
He seems to think the goa'uld loom
Close by him ready to take over me
Oh janet kree
Oh please make Danny silent
And in the naked light I saw
That stupid lady, I guffawed
At her attemp to seduce Danny
Things were not all mamby pamby,
She took the medicine and Linea had returned
Danny got burned
By the sound of silence.
Marin said "you do not know,
This thing's complex here may I show
You how to work it."
Carter said "In a little bit"
So I took her to a school yard for the day
Taught her to play
No more sounds of silence.
And the people bowed and prayed
When dear Shau'ri she was layed,
In the ground with lots of sighing,
Poor old Danny, he was crying
For Teal'c had finally stopped where she stood
Did all he could...
Whispered sounds of silence.
Kind of a recap of some of my favorite episodes except for the first verse...I had to try to filk BD's filk so I used "The Sound Of Silence" also...sorry BD!
Mish, I'll go looksee for the Squueze. Honestly, you are worse than me! Shall I post it?
BLACK DOVE!
NARIKO!
ALL OF YA!!
FILK PEOPLE FILK!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrreat!!!
I would like to express my love and admiration of all of ya and stay clear of the block bug which I'm suffering
CONGRATS!!!
BLACK DOVE!
NARIKO!
ALL OF YA!!
FILK PEOPLE FILK!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrreat!!!
I would like to express my love and admiration of all of ya and stay clear of the block bug which I'm suffering
CONGRATS!!!
Val's little brother and Nariko,
Great. Val encourage your little brother to keep it up and post here!
Nariko, everybody's sounds of silence was different. Both were very good. Black Dove, Keep it up also!
Skip, don't worry. The block will end when you are less frazzled!
Great. Val encourage your little brother to keep it up and post here!
Nariko, everybody's sounds of silence was different. Both were very good. Black Dove, Keep it up also!
Skip, don't worry. The block will end when you are less frazzled!
A Doc Fraiser Filk!
Okay, I've been locked into the "sounds of silence" myself for a while! <g> But now I'm back. I've written 3 new filks: One for Martouf, one for Hammond and one for Fraiser. I'll start with the Fraiser:
Stayin' Alive
originally by the Bee Gees, but now adapted by Doc Fraiser
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm the Stargate doc: no time to talk.
Zat gun blasts; staff weapon burns -
They get kicked around; no one ever learns.
But now it's all right. It's OK.
I won't look the other way.
I can try to understand
A Stargate trips' effect on man.
Whether you're a colonel or whether you're a major,
I'll keep you stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the Stargate breakin' and the mountain is shakin',
But we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive!
Well now, if you get low I'll keep you high,
and if I can't work miracles, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm the Stargate doc and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
You'll live to see another day.
I can try to understand
A Stargate trips' effect on man.
Whether you're a linguist or whether you're a jaffa,
I'll keep you stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the Stargate breakin' and the mountain is shakin',
But we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive!
'Gate got ya' nowhere? I'm here to help you.
I'm here to help you, yeah.
'Gate got ya' nowhere? I'm here to help you.
I'm here to help you, yeah. Stayin' alive!
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm the Stargate doc: no time to talk.
Zat gun blasts; staff weapon burns -
They get kicked around; no one ever learns.
But now it's all right. It's OK.
I won't look the other way.
I can try to understand
A Stargate trips' effect on man.
Whether you're a general or whether you're a sergeant,
I'll keep you stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the Stargate breakin' and the mountain is shakin',
But we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive!
'Gate got ya' nowhere? I'm here to help you.
I'm here to help you, yeah.
'Gate got ya' nowhere? I'm here to help you.
I'm here to help you, yeah. Stayin' alive!
Okay, I've been locked into the "sounds of silence" myself for a while! <g> But now I'm back. I've written 3 new filks: One for Martouf, one for Hammond and one for Fraiser. I'll start with the Fraiser:
Stayin' Alive
originally by the Bee Gees, but now adapted by Doc Fraiser
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm the Stargate doc: no time to talk.
Zat gun blasts; staff weapon burns -
They get kicked around; no one ever learns.
But now it's all right. It's OK.
I won't look the other way.
I can try to understand
A Stargate trips' effect on man.
Whether you're a colonel or whether you're a major,
I'll keep you stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the Stargate breakin' and the mountain is shakin',
But we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive!
Well now, if you get low I'll keep you high,
and if I can't work miracles, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm the Stargate doc and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
You'll live to see another day.
I can try to understand
A Stargate trips' effect on man.
Whether you're a linguist or whether you're a jaffa,
I'll keep you stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the Stargate breakin' and the mountain is shakin',
But we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive!
'Gate got ya' nowhere? I'm here to help you.
I'm here to help you, yeah.
'Gate got ya' nowhere? I'm here to help you.
I'm here to help you, yeah. Stayin' alive!
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm the Stargate doc: no time to talk.
Zat gun blasts; staff weapon burns -
They get kicked around; no one ever learns.
But now it's all right. It's OK.
I won't look the other way.
I can try to understand
A Stargate trips' effect on man.
Whether you're a general or whether you're a sergeant,
I'll keep you stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the Stargate breakin' and the mountain is shakin',
But we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive!
'Gate got ya' nowhere? I'm here to help you.
I'm here to help you, yeah.
'Gate got ya' nowhere? I'm here to help you.
I'm here to help you, yeah. Stayin' alive!
Nariko Fanel
Rabid Fangirl
- Joined
- Dec 29, 2000
- Messages
- 67
O.K. I murdered the tune and the topic
for a while at least.
Lol at Debra! hahahahahahaha! thats good! (Black Dove is my real life sis and I just had to try to out do her! so I took the music...I guess I explained this but not in full) hee I love all the filks here even the ones I don't know how to sing!...lalalala...
for a while at least.
Lol at Debra! hahahahahahaha! thats good! (Black Dove is my real life sis and I just had to try to out do her! so I took the music...I guess I explained this but not in full) hee I love all the filks here even the ones I don't know how to sing!...lalalala...
silly billy
Seein as Mishy’s lost er ‘ead… here. Again, thank the donkey. I just did the last and KEPT A COPY! BUTTERFINGERS! (ya know I love ya really…)
COOL FOR CATS
The Jaffa are sending signals from the rocks above the pass
The SGC take positions in the bushes and the grass
Major Carter's with Apophis she is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language, it's the larvae she don't need
She triggers off some claymores when Apophis is asleep
And he wakes to find his Jaffa gone, they all went kree
And Colonel Jack dashes by and says it'd cool to be Tau'ri
Cool to be Tau’ri
The SG1 are gating coz they've got the word to go
They get a gang of Jaffa in a base upon Netu
They're counting out their prisoners when the SGC attack
Jack and co are armed to the teeth and all dressed in black (nice.)
It's funny how the Joint Chiefs never cut them any slack
And meanwhile back at base Gen’ral Hammond waits patiently
Who never swears unless the he sees those jerks from th’ NID
Jerks from NID
To change the mood a little, SG1 went down the pub
Sam said that she was hungry so they ordered too much grub
She fancied steaks and so did Jack, but Daniel had to pay
A fight broke out while playing pool, they should've run away
Teal’c thinks that their decision was at least a little rash
And by the time they got back to the base at SGC
Hammond had decided that he didn’t like Anise.
Didn’t like Anise.
Get in shape up in the med-bay, nurses think they’ve got a pull,
Danny’s there so often he’s like a fixture in the wall.
Jack kissed her for the first time, before he had to go home,
Putting birdies through spacetime and another fruity bowl.
Teal’c’s seen the CNN and he won’t go out alone,
Apophis don’t like failure and through the air arm braces blast
But it’s not like in the SGC cos they just use their zats.
Just use their zats.
Finito.
Seein as Mishy’s lost er ‘ead… here. Again, thank the donkey. I just did the last and KEPT A COPY! BUTTERFINGERS! (ya know I love ya really…)
COOL FOR CATS
The Jaffa are sending signals from the rocks above the pass
The SGC take positions in the bushes and the grass
Major Carter's with Apophis she is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language, it's the larvae she don't need
She triggers off some claymores when Apophis is asleep
And he wakes to find his Jaffa gone, they all went kree
And Colonel Jack dashes by and says it'd cool to be Tau'ri
Cool to be Tau’ri
The SG1 are gating coz they've got the word to go
They get a gang of Jaffa in a base upon Netu
They're counting out their prisoners when the SGC attack
Jack and co are armed to the teeth and all dressed in black (nice.)
It's funny how the Joint Chiefs never cut them any slack
And meanwhile back at base Gen’ral Hammond waits patiently
Who never swears unless the he sees those jerks from th’ NID
Jerks from NID
To change the mood a little, SG1 went down the pub
Sam said that she was hungry so they ordered too much grub
She fancied steaks and so did Jack, but Daniel had to pay
A fight broke out while playing pool, they should've run away
Teal’c thinks that their decision was at least a little rash
And by the time they got back to the base at SGC
Hammond had decided that he didn’t like Anise.
Didn’t like Anise.
Get in shape up in the med-bay, nurses think they’ve got a pull,
Danny’s there so often he’s like a fixture in the wall.
Jack kissed her for the first time, before he had to go home,
Putting birdies through spacetime and another fruity bowl.
Teal’c’s seen the CNN and he won’t go out alone,
Apophis don’t like failure and through the air arm braces blast
But it’s not like in the SGC cos they just use their zats.
Just use their zats.
Finito.
Nariko Fanel
Rabid Fangirl
- Joined
- Dec 29, 2000
- Messages
- 67
ooh must think
I think I'll work on "Hip To Be Square" or "The Power Of Love" both by Huey Lewis and The News
I think I'll work on "Hip To Be Square" or "The Power Of Love" both by Huey Lewis and The News
Black Dove
49%goa'uld51%princess
- Joined
- Dec 23, 2000
- Messages
- 25
Poke-age
:[ :< Okay
<violently pokes RL sis for stealing her idea!!!!> j/k
Keep filking you little nerd. I have to much trouble with ideas!!!!
LOL
:[ :<
Okay<violently pokes RL sis for stealing her idea!!!!> j/k
Keep filking you little nerd. I have to much trouble with ideas!!!!
LOL
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