Yes, me again. and i have another, hopefully better, song for the book this time.
A slightly demented take on Sting’s ‘It’s Probably Me’ off his Ten Summoner’s Tales album.
Dedicated to all those Danny whumpers out there
okay here it goes, ahem (in more than a little off key voice):
If the staff weapon charged and struck me down
I would find myself on the cold, cold ground
I’d wake the morning in a strange go’aould’s cell
No one else here’d be
I’d ask myself who’d it likely be
Me, myself, who’d else it’d be
It’s hard to say it
I hate to say it, but always it’s me.
When we’re off on adventures, and the enemy comes
And I’m too slow to duck and too busy to run
You search the city for your lost friend
Well you won’t find me
You ask yourself where could I be
A solitary cell I sit and wait for my three
I hate to say it
I hate to say it, but damn it it’s me
I’m not the easiest person to train, I know
But I’m trying even though it may not show
Some would say, I should quit now and walk away
They will always make me try
If there’s one guy, if there’s one guy
Who’d catch a cold, break a bone, or die
It’s hard to say it
I hate to say it, but damn it it’s me
When the writer’s are crazy and it makes no sense
There’s only my team to come to my defense
They will carry me home and set me straight
And Doc’s friendly face is all I need to see
If there’s one guy, just one guy
Who’d get addicted, go crazy, or die
It’s hard to say it
I hate to say it
I hate to say it, but damn it it’s me
I hate to say it
I hate to say it, but Danny it’d be.