Mishy, how dare you sign off with just your name? Do you know how pretentious that is? Come here and let me cauliflour tha ear, hunny…. *eg*
J/K u know I love you really. And I really woulda bin here had padders not frelled up my CP again so I can’t tell where I’m sposed to go…… But I forgive him… I think….
You just knew I’d been thinking the very same thing, but I couldn’t bring myself to filk that one. Oh, do I have to comment on it?
Uhm… nice parabasis? (Hehehe serves you right for belittling mine Classics jokes which make me and me alone laugh… BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)
So, cos she’s so evil to me and makes me write this up just cos I started doing it mentally at a party (after the gateaux and cheesecake and wodka….)
Here we go, from memory, like there is any other way, so there will be gross variation from the original, but SEE IF I CARE! I’VE FILKED I’VE FICCED I’VE GIVEN MY IMMORTAL SOUL!!!!! And I also come in three new colours! (lol)
Ricardo Martinez (see I do take notice, Dave!)
Livin’ La Vida Loca
She’s into myths and legends
Pink dust by candle light
She’s got a new beloved
For every day and night
She’ll make you take your clothes off
And share your DNA (eek!)
And once you’ve had a taste of pink you’ll never be the same
Like a zat blast to the brain!
Upside inside out!
Living the Life of the Beloved.
She’ll push and pull you down!
And make a hole below your gullet.
Her hair is devil red!
And her eyes the colour of ochre.
She will wear you out!
All to make-a new larvae!
She likes a tub of water
Sits you in it despite the pain
And to make sure her babies no what to do
X-marks the spot in pain!
Upside inside out!
Living the Life of the Beloved.
She’ll push and pull you down!
And make a hole below your gullet.
Her hair is devil red!
And her eyes the colour of ochre.
She will wear you out!
All to make-a new larvae!
Woke up in Cheyenne Mountain
In Janet Frasier’s lab
She’d made the men all go funny
And in the end destroyed the sarc
Upside inside out!
Living the Life of the Beloved.
She’ll push and pull you down!
And make a hole below your gullet.
Her hair is devil red!
And her eyes the colour of ochre.
She will wear you out!
All to make-a new larvae!
FINITO BENITO
And that’s all I’m dojng I mean I did it from memory so I prolly mised out like a hundred lines BUT I DON’T CARE and Mishy don’t you dare complain when you’re gonna abandon me (I can’t belive you didn’t give me a months notice you lazy…… grrrrrrrr)