Another Round Robin Fanfic... rhyming couplets

[Mishkaz]

Okay, just when you thought there were no more possible variations on the 'round robin fanfic' theme, here I am with another 'stupid idea' (a la Major Carter). This times it's Rhyming Couplets. Might make amusing reading don't ya think? Do you dare..

Here goes:

The alarm goes off in the SGC
General Hammond and Jack rush to see
A wormhole is forming the iris won't close
So who could be coming? Nobody knows
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go on, you know you want to, I can hear you thinking of them right now

cheers
Mishkaz

 

[skydiver]

oh lord...poetry

the marines dash into the room,
chasing out the janitor with a broom
they prepare themselves and ready their weapons
it's anyone's guess what's gonna happen

 

[Leelu]

The vortex spews but they are all out of the way,
When out steps Anise, to brighten Jack's day.

The Marines' stand down at Hammond's wave,
The medics' all leave with no one to save.

 

[ShelbyS]

But Jack says to Anise: "No one likes you anyway,
Pack up your things and just go way".

He leaves the Gateroom, singing a sad song,
Sam, Daniel and Teal'c wonder what on Earth is wrong.

 

[skydiver]

Anise lookes after jack wearing a frown
sam askes her if she even owns a gown

Daniel clears his throat and averts his eyes
as he realizes her skirt comes up to her thighs

 

[Leelu]

Anise blinks her eyes and Freya comes out
She knows where Apophis is and she'll show them the route

But first...a kiss from Daniel, why not show her love
For Daniel and his brain, she coos like a dove

 

[val]

Poor old Danny boy
All sweet and coy
Ducks his head shyly
While Freya smiles wiley

 

[skydiver]

Geroge walked into the room his stars a shining
Jack had just been in his office a whining

"now freya, i don't want to be rude...
but what's going on, and don't give me your tokra attitude"

 

[Leelu]

Freya lets go of our Daniel, who is blushing all pink
"Why, hello, General," she says with a wink.

"Oh Shar'e!" Danny cries as he falls to his knees
"Forgive me for kissing yet ANOTHER woman, please!"

 

[Leelu]

I'm back. I am cooking dinner and thinking of SG1. The words just keep coming!

"Oh, for cryin'out loud," groans Jack from the door
"Daniel, grow up! Get up off the floor"

"Now Freya, let's hear it. Where is Apophis?"
She looks at General Hammond, "Let us speak in your office"

 

[skydiver]

General George turns and leads the way
He's got a bad feeling he won't like what she's going to say

past the computers and up the stairs
jack knew they were all going to have to be awares

 

[ShelbyS]

Up in Hammond's office, they all sat down,
Looking intently at Anise with a frown.

"Ok Snake Head, Where is Apophis?"
she replied: "He's hiding out in an unused sarcophagus."

 

[skydiver]

jack looked at george a frown on his face
and i'm sure you know just the place

so we can cream his snakey little tush
and you've come to give us a push

 

[Leelu]

Anise:"It will be so very easy. Have I ever steared you wrong?"
Jack wanted to choke her, it wouldn't take long.

But Teal'c was ready and rose to his feet.
"Come SG-1, we have a Goa'uld to defeat!"

 

[skydiver]

they went to the armory and got their guns
picked up some c-4 to so sam could have some fun

Walter dialed it up and the walked up the ramp
"After you" jack said, motioning towards the vamp

 

[jsc]

George quietly said, "SG-1 you have a go!"
And hoped Apophis would not lay them low.

And as they walked through the vortex and out of sight
He sighed very sadly and prepared for a long night.

 

[DCBastien]

Our brave heroes step into the night,
Looking for jaffa to set alight,
And as they sneak into a luxurious room,
The walls reverberate with a remarkable boom;

 

[jsc]

It was the Golden False god Apophis speaking
"Our ships will filled with slaves and booty creaking
And the Universe will be filled with fear
Our time of greatest conquest is near!"

 

[skydiver]

"Oh ya think?" jack quipped
"Time to blow this ship"
They dashed round
planting c-4, pound after pound

 

[Mishkaz]

Well Jack may be nimble and Jack may be quick
but it's Teal'c who floors him with the force of a brick
As a staff weapon blast flies past his head
"nice save" says Jack, "I would've been dead"