Another Round Robin Fanfic... rhyming couplets

[Cap'tCrash]

They both turn around and draw their Zat guns,
And then Sam swiftly across the room runs.
But she's not quick enough and Danny falls with a moan
'I wish he would duck' says Jack with a groan!

 

[Leelu]

"Well, crap." growls O'Neill as he clutches his gun.
He and Teal'c to their fallen teammates run.

"Danny, how bad?" Jack barks at the man.
As he fires at the enemy while Teal'c checks on Sam.

 

[DCBastien]

Teal’c picks up the unfortunate Dan,
And they start to all run, as fast as they can.
On the gate they are closing, the end is in sight!
But what is that approaching from the right???

 

[Leelu]

It is Apophis out his sarc he has come
To stop SG-1, that dumb snakey bum!

But SG-1 knows they really, really, really must go
There is enough C4 planted to make tinys bits of that schmo!

 

[jsc]

It was Harry Maybourne and a blast cannon, would you believe?
Straight from prison and the SGC with a presidential reprieve.

The ex-NID trickster shouted, "I'LL cover your six!"
Jack, allarmed quipped back, "Or you I will FIX!"

 

[Mishkaz]

They race to the gate with Maybourne in tow
He's tripping over his laces and firing too low
"I'm right behind you" he cries "you have nothing to fear"
Jack: "You've tried that before, we're leaving you here"

 

[skydiver]

"Oh no you're not!" Harry belts out
"Cause if i don't come you'll never get out."
He holds his hand up high. Sam says "Oh no"
Seems Harry's got the only GDO.


(guys this is a scream, when we're done we gotta sent it to helio)

 

[Leelu]

Mayborne grins with that snaggle tooth smile
As Jack gives the order for Daniel to dial.

"Kree!" screams Apophis to all his Jaffa
"Kill them!" he orders, and his word is law.

 

[ShelbyS]

It looked like the end for our SG-1 team,
But things aren't always as they seem.

Jack: "Man, I really hate you Apophis,
"We're the good guys, you can't just off us!"

 

[skydiver]

Apophis stared at the quintet, his eyes alight
man he hated it when they were right

"ok, ok he said with a sigh."
"But before you go, i need that guy."

 

[jsc]

Apophis slowly raised his hand device
Pointing it at Harry, "He gives good advice,
I'm keeping HIM here to help me in my fight.
The System Lords are attacking tonight!"

 

[Cap'tCrash]

What!says Jack with a tight grin
I can't believe you really want him.

Sure go ahead the rat you can take
and I must say a great couple you'll make.

 

[val]

harry turns as white as a sheet
'like a dog i'll lick your feet
if you let me go back with you
instead of this wannabe ruler of Netu.'


[Edited by val on 01-21-2001 at 09:20 AM]

 

[skydiver]

Bah! Apophis says, tossing harry to the ground
Tau'ri i guess you've won this round

If all your kind are so cowardly
i'll conquer earth easily with my mighty army

 

[Cap'tCrash]

The timers are set and time is a flowing,
And Jack thinks we should really be going.
The Gate is open but the iris is shut,
If they go though now they'll only go splut.(!!!!)



Oh me oh my oh what have you done?
Please I beg you this is no longer fun.
I'm doing it now, it's there all the time.
I can't think or write unless it's in rhyme.
Please be honest say what you think.
Is there hope for me yet or should I just turn to drink.

 

[DCBastien]

Danny steps forward, fringe brushing fluctuations,
When Sam jerks him back, thank heavens for hesitations!
"You silly, just where do you want to go?
Now dear slug-face, gimme the GDO!"

 

[Leelu]

Apophis escapes with the use of his rings
Jack said he wishes he had one of those things

Teal'c has the GDO and punches the code
Just as Apophis' ship starts to explode!


Cap't Crash have no fear
The end is quite near
We'va all had our fun
But the stories almost done
I too cannot help but to write in rhyme
Perhaps we will all recover in time

 

[Mishkaz]

SG1 at last arrive back on Earth
Jack says "I think Maybourne has proven his worth"
Sam cries" waddya mean? He could kill us all"
Jack replies "with Maybourne on his team Apophis is sure to fall"

 

[Leelu]

Originally posted by Mishkaz
SG1 at last arrive back on Earth
Jack says "I think Maybourne has proven his worth"
Sam cries" waddya mean? He could kill us all"
Jack replies "with Maybourne on his team Apophis is sure to fall"

Mishkaz,
Are you saying that Jack put Mayborne on HIS team? SG-1? If yes, then I have only one thing to say:
"noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!Please, not that...Anything but that!"

 

[Mishkaz]

Leelu, I was carrying on from JSC's post further up the page which refers to Apophis wanting Maybourne, so I handed him over (wahey).

Daniel yells "close the iris, we're all okay"
Sam says "shame about Maybourne, but he'll be back someday"
They head for the debrief, and maybe a snack
To plan a re-visit, this time to attack