Okay - Asmiley - here ya go -- snarky Major D
NAME: whatever you want, baby
SEX: when you have the time
HOME: usually washington, dc -
HEIGHT: 5'11"
EYES: two, usually
HAIR: still here
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?: whatever's on whichever channel it's on when i turn it on
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: the mouse, duh!
FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: whichever one is in the bathroom when i go there
FAVOURITE SMELL: coffee
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: knowing Kinsey's walking toward my office
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: knowing Kinsey's out of town and won't be walking into my office
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: whatever i don't get done during the week
FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: whichever is in the CD player
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE
UP THIS MORNING?: you think i was thinking when i got up this morining?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? : only when i'm drunk
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : depends - am i drunk?
PEN OR PENCIL? : what am i doing w/ it?
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : depends on how far away from the phone i am
FAVOURITE FOODS: the ones you eat
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? : ha!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : not the last time i checked
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? : see question about writing implements
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? : croutons - bacon bits are gross
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? : oh yeah!
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? : uhhh - they're not actually in the bed, but they're in the room - does that count?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: a wild stallion
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : ditto
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY ?: awesome!!
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT
BE? : Jim Morrison
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: any and all
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? : you pick
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? : vegetarians eat all parts of all vegetables
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : hmmm - why is she not wearing hers?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT
BE?: beach bum
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT
BE?: bleach blond - caused by extreme amounts of sunlight b/c i was laying on the beach
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT
BE? : that's classified information
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? : several times
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: who wants to get married?
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? : paint most of the time
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? : what's in the glass?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? : who drinks that stuff?
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? : whichever suits you best
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? : only when i have to
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?:
i don't think i'm gonna answer this question -
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? : do you really wanna know?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? : 5
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : some POS my dad gave me
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? : 1956 Porsche Roadster Convertible, black! (sorry - this one just had to stay the same)
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: jell-o wrestling
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO
YOU: Kinsey? there's nothing in the world that would make me say something nice about him
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST
LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Kinsey - i've sent it to him 25 times already!!
there ya go, Asmiley!!!!