N.I.D., Inc. Clones

[KatDonovan]

Originally posted by peachy
ohh don't you just love those little one size too small t-shirts:rolly2: kat could you send me a pair of those desert cammies..ta

what about a range of power mad daniels???
[as in absolute power, just love that pout]:evil:
...peachy

Oh Yeah! Surely love those little one size too small t-shirts :naughty:

I've got a shipment of those cammies on their way to you Peachy! Couldn't just send you one pair, you know you have a problem with his clothes getting 'damaged'

Ooh, Absolute Power Daniel. *sigh* In that gray shirt and those tight white slacks, mmmmmmm:naughty:

He'd have to come with that soft yellow shirt as well, oh and the blue robe and jammies

 

[KatDonovan]

Originally posted by {ACA} Morrigan
I'm going to take it you don't have a problem wth Wisconsin, then, eh?

Ummm, never been there, so can't offer much of an opinion, but I do LOVE cheese, so......


Behold! The power of cheese!


LOL

 

[Morrigan]

Power of Cheese, indeed! Yech, just thought of last thing I said about cheese..... head cheese no less. <shudders>

Too bad ya'll can't send food stuffs with the clones. You could send cheese cookies for the Daniel clones.

Hey, what exactly DO you feed a clone? Mine have been surviving on ice cream, cookies, and chocolate. Do they have to have a special diet or what?

 

[imported_Bee]

Originally posted by KatDonovan


Oh Yeah! Surely love those little one size too small t-shirts :naughty:

I've got a shipment of those cammies on their way to you Peachy! Couldn't just send you one pair, you know you have a problem with his clothes getting 'damaged'

Ooh, Absolute Power Daniel. *sigh* In that gray shirt and those tight white slacks, mmmmmmm:naughty:

He'd have to come with that soft yellow shirt as well, oh and the blue robe and jammies

Hey Kat,

Could you send me the Absolute Power Daniel clothing line. I liked those white slacks to

But, don't worry about the jammies. Mine don't sleep in them:naughty::naughty:

 

[KatDonovan]

Originally posted by {ACA} Morrigan
Power of Cheese, indeed! Yech, just thought of last thing I said about cheese..... head cheese no less. <shudders>

Too bad ya'll can't send food stuffs with the clones. You could send cheese cookies for the Daniel clones.

Hey, what exactly DO you feed a clone? Mine have been surviving on ice cream, cookies, and chocolate. Do they have to have a special diet or what?

Naw, nothing specific that I know of. Of course you feed the Daniel clones those Chocolate Walnut Cookies he likes so much and they will worship at your altar forever!!:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

And Bee! One pair of white slacks, grey and yellow shirts on their way.

BTW, mine don't wear jammies either, but they just can't roam around the house naked all the time

 

[Morrigan]

Originally posted by KatDonovan

BTW, mine don't wear jammies either, but they just can't roam around the house naked all the time

Why not?

They have to wear jammies every now and again. Warm fuzzies. Blue (duh) and oh so svelt.

Sorry, just talking about mine. You can let yours be how they, erm, YOU want them to be.

 

[Anni]

The Cronos clones don't wear anything in bed... but they do like to be well dressed around the house, except when we are doing the mutual worshipping bit. I do have some problems explaining the Greek outfits and cloaks to mailmen and the neighbours and occasionally, of course, I have to prevent them from demanding that anyone who comes to the door to sell things, should get down on their knees and worship them.

:evil: :evil:

As I said before, I like my men naked and chained to the bed...

As for diet, the Cronos clones eat anything that isn't nailed down or marked with a skull and crossbones (it's a bit like having permanent but libidinous children around ALL the time! Not that I object to the libidinous part of course! :naughty: :naughty: :evil:

However, they do like pizza, preferably pepperoni and beer.... but they're not keen on Indian curries...... something about Nurti I think.....

:rotate: :rotate: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Highlander II]

OMG!! i'm out of town for 2 days and this is what you all are up to?? (took the Major Hottie clones to NC - mom decided we should go visit her dad - okay --- mom doesn't know about the clones tho! <hehe>)

I see Morrigan sent the whole brigade over here to raid the Daniel department! ---

but - for anyone who is expecting clones of Major Hottie -- they are tested and ready for their trip through the wardrobe department ----

oh - and whomever requested a Professional Major Davis (sorry, i can't remember who it was - just read through too many posts) -- i have a whole stock of Major Davis clones that are not 'let loose' around the copier and fax machines -- they are trained in true military style and resemble the Major Davis we all know and love from the show -- yes - they behave -- but remember there are no reset buttons - -so if you corrupt them, you'll have to get a new one if you want him to be the "professional" he was when you got him ---- sorry -- i don't make the clones - i just test 'em!!!


Highlander II --

back to testing ----------------
(hoping that Major Davis gets to do some fun stuff in season 5 -- like --- GO THROUGH THE FREAKIN' STARGATE!!!)
<sorry - just one of those things!>

 

[jsc]

HII, it was I, jsc who really needs the trade. My Major Paulhottie Davis has invaded the computer and is having fun trying to get the other Major Hottie's to join him in badness!!! Need that prim and proper one right away! Thanks so much...
and it is good to hear what every one is doing with their clones....

You DON'T have a T-Man tester?

You better ask coffeecup or MGB they might not have enough to do....cause I have the Original T-Man here with me and we are just steping into the bath with jaccuzzi as son is at school..... Have plenty of bubble bath and champagne and soft music and thick towels and sweet scented oil!

 

[Highlander II]

Thought it was you, JSC - just wasn't sure --

"Professional" Major Davis en route --

let me know if you need any others --

note: Professional Davis does not come in a goateed model -- only clean shaven ---

well -- gotta get back to testing ----

the group i'm working with now is learning how to send email - (no, they're learning the 'right' way to send email -- this is the 'professional' group -- geez -- come on - not all of the clones have a liking for the copier) --

H2

 

[bechamp]

Daniels and Jacks and Teal'cs, Oh My!

Hi all.

I'm posting for the first time, and I couldn't resist the idea of having my very own Danny clone. Finally, someone who won't get bored with frequent book shopping and libaray usage! There are very few people of my acquaintance who will even step into a bookstore with me, let alone be enthusiastic at the prospect. I figure Danny would be one of those privileged few.

So, I'd like a more scholarly Danny clone - Danny the bibliophile? - but still with a wilder side. I figure that works - still waters running deep and all.

Clothes...hmmm. I really like him in those dark suits with the blue shirts - those would be for out on the town, of course. That cream sweater was really...ummm...hot. Jeans are good, worn and snug, but not tight enough to cause damage. Of course, I have nothing against plaid flannel and tight t-shirts. A black leather jacket wouldn't hurt. An earring? I guess whatever he's comfortable in. Surprise me.

Is the Sweets-for-the-Sweet Danny still available? If so I'd like that one with the finest European chocolate.

And if he comes with his own library....Oh baby! (I don't want much, do I? I figured I'd smart small and build from there. )

Do you do this kind of custom work? I suppose I should have asked that first.

Bechamp

:smiliea:

 

[Morrigan]

Good to have you back H2! Hope you had fun in NC (guess that negates my PM question, huh?).

Just a question, tho? Do you sneek a Major Hottie clone to work, and make him do it for you? Or is that what you are training them to do? Faxes, copies, now E-mail; what is up your sleeve?



Morrigan

 

[Gemsong]

Your Daniel clone is on his way, bechamp.

Sorry it took so long, but you know how it is with custom work. We have no problem with special request.

Satisfaction 100% Guaranteed!

If you have any problems, let us know and a replacement will be sent.

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by {ACA} Morrigan
Good to have you back H2! Hope you had fun in NC (guess that negates my PM question, huh?).

Just a question, tho? Do you sneek a Major Hottie clone to work, and make him do it for you? Or is that what you are training them to do? Faxes, copies, now E-mail; what is up your sleeve?



Morrigan

NC was allright -- it's full of fields of tobacco - so you tell me how much fun it would be -- tobacco and mosquitoes - mmm - let me at 'em ---

sneak? who said anything about sneaking -- nobody notices - and i don't just bring one - i bring a whole crew - but that last bunch - they didn't even care about the compy - they were too interested in the copier and the fax - so - Kat took most of those - the new group is being more 'resigned' i suppose - they're learning stuff - 'how' to do the work - not my job. b/c they'd be bored stiff - but learning how to use the compy - to send stuff other than the stuff the others sent through the fax machine -- these are the 'professional' pentagon paul clones -- these are the ones who spend their whole day reading Stargate briefings --

any other questions??

H2

 

[Jaffa-Jim]

SG-1 Clones

Hey, can I have myself cloned? I'm going to be out of town next week and the chicky clones will miss me-I'd like to leave a clone of myself for them to, um, play with! I tried to get the Kennel to take them with my dog, but they muttered something to me about cruel and unusual or something. I'd bring them along with me, but they would probably just want me to stop the car at every rest stop, or try to get me to ask for directions. Actually, I'm going to Lake Geoerge, NY for the week, so maybe you could send some loaner clones to me there-I could have my own entourage there and everyone would look at me and say "Wow, who's that with all those hot chicks from Stargate?" I promise I'd return the loaners in perfect condition, now that I have my owner's manual.
Jajja-Jimmy

 

[Gemsong]

Uh... Jim, why don't you take your clones with you.

The last time we tried to clone someone for Ascifi.com, the machine broke down and was in therapy for a week.

Sorry, we just can't make an exception.

And with the ton of orders we're getting for Daniel clones, we just can't afford to be down for a week or more.

 

[Highlander II]

hey - i have a question -- i'm in need of a temporary SGC - and was wondering - can we clone the whole mountain? or just parts? i'm makin' a really big order here (need all these guys/gals around so i can write my fic) -- i'm gonna need one of everyone from the SGC -- w/ full range of wardrobe b/c i don't know what they'll be doing yet, a Stargate, an off-world location (may have to design this one myself, but that's okay) and cheyenne mtn if we can do that too --- (of course, i don't need to order a Major Davis - have all of those -- can just snag one when he's needed)

thanx!!!!!

 

[KatDonovan]

Now THAT sounds like fun

So, Gemmy, whatcha say, can we do it? Maybe get some of those Sam clones to 'enhance' the cloning machines?

LOL

 

[Highlander II]

well - let me just say -- if i ever get my SGC -- i'll invite everyone over to it's "Grand Opening" party!

 

[peachy]

a party sounds good...peachy