Okay, I think I have all the details hammered out. I took my Sweet Talking Daniel to all the supermarkets, and aranged for them to accept the Coupons.
It took little work on my part, as ST Daniel has been upgraded (by moi) to use his best pout/puppy dog eyes look when needed. Works on every store manager, from skittery teen to hard butt lifer managers.
Now, as for dispersal.... Everyone will get 2 coupons with each clone. This will be a gift from the NID Coupon Dept, for purchasing goods from us. Any extras will need to be requested, so we can monitor their usage (not in a bad way. We just want to know how popular they are, in case we should ever decide to expand).
Everyone who has clones already should be execting their post facto coupons (you all are the ones who requested the coupons in the first place, after all) soon. they are good immediately, and for an ininate time. Jello does last forever, as should the coupons for it.
Morrigan