N.I.D., Inc. Clones

[Anni]

Ooooohh cringing men...... I love it!! Send them over too...... You'll reap the benefits a thousand fold, and you don't even need to worry about me hanging on to them....... when I want satisfaction, the Cronoses are the creme de la creme!!!!

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[DCBastien]

well altho i may occasionally whump on danny, jack is my man

 

[Anni]

Oh rest assured Skip...... my dunge..... I mean Rec Room is FULLY kitted out with ALL of the latest implem...... I mean wonderful toys from all areas in the globe and thanks to the Cronoses, a few from other planets too.

They are rushing around making sure everything works even as I speak...... *Oooh, do that again, you bad, bad System Lord!!!*

Er..... where was I? Oh yes.......

Bring as many bottles as you wish. We're likely to develop quite a thirst...... I think I'll just make a list of Things to Do.......

I'd hate to leave anything out!!!!


:evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[DCBastien]

And maybe tomorrow you can come round to my sanctum sanctorium..... a modest collection but you'd be surprised just how inventive I can be in finding things..... BUWAHAHAH- er....

Toys are good, as are bottles.... And as for Chronoses (or Chronusae LOL....):evil: :evil:

I really shouldn't indulge as much as I do. Just don't tewll jsc she still might think I gave SOME innocence....... HAHAHAHAH excuse me while I spend the next few hours laughing..... Dammit what happened to the 'be nice to jack' panto now.....

 

[Highlander II]

Originally posted by Anni
Ooooohh cringing men...... I love it!! Send them over too...... You'll reap the benefits a thousand fold, and you don't even need to worry about me hanging on to them....... when I want satisfaction, the Cronoses are the creme de la creme!!!!

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

i'll send a few over -- we can have some - 'corrupted' Davis clones -- or should they be S&M clones??

 

[Anni]

oh, the Cronosae are VERY good..... very inventive..... I would love to come and visit your Sanctum Sanctorium.....

And H2..... feel free to send as many as you wish. Corruption lessons are offered to all those who have clones that might benefit from them.

What the heck? If they can get no tan lines, then they can darn well be corrupted.....

:evil: :evil: :evil:

The Cronos clones and I are waiting implem...... er, toys in hand..... cocked, locked and ready to rock!!!!

Bring on the clones!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Highlander II]

okay, anni, i have 6 Major Davis clones willing to brave the 'cronos zone' --- one is NTL, one is a cringing Davis - Pentagon liason guy, two are leather, and two are 'casual' --

 

[DCBastien]

*Skip kicks the first Jack clone down the road...*

USELESS SCUM BAG GET MOVING!

Excuse us ladies, this could take some time.....

Anni.... whaddya say a mass... uh.... fest or slowly but surely one at a time... hey why not make the others watch.....

*Skip 'skips' innocently down the road after he Jack clones.....*

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anni]

Well done H2, we are ready and waiting....... heh heh heh.....

:evil: :evil: :evil:

Bring on the Jacks, Skippety..... And..... oh......hum hah..... well I think we should do them slowly but surely and make the others watch...... and then maybe we could have a fest. Once they'd got the general idea.


*The Cronosae are all nodding enthusiastically. "Get BACK!!!" Annie cracks whip. "You'll get your turn!!" Gotta keep these boys on their toes dontcha know?*

Come one, come all...... the more the merrier!!!

Eeeh by gum, I haven't had this much fun since Grandma fell down't stairs!!!

:evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[DCBastien]

it all begs the immortal question (no not 'why did the chicken' i've told you all about that...)

was she pushed or did she fall?????

look anni i'll be round their asap but i cant post no more.....

*sighs* dammit....


evil napoloenic whoremonger of a father why i'd teach him a thing or two if only i was a little taller i'd gggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

excuse me i kinda let something crack my professional front there the masked slipped so to speak.... keep the coals HOT I'll be round in a jiffy, double time, likkety split as it were..... don't have fun without me.... oh and I must get things sorted for tomorrow.....

 

[Anni]

Oh........ um.......... *Anni furtively hides evidence of Grannie's claw marks on the bannister and grins cheerfully. Cronosae snigger evilly* Well she, er, fell...... didn't she boys? *Cronosae nod enthusiastically and start to get the kneepads out* Oh I see. bribes to stay quiet is it? Oh well.....

Would you like me to deal with Daddy as well? Perhaps he'd like to come and play with the grown up ladies?

:evil: :evil: :evil:

I will keep the home coals, er fires burning and don't worry jsc'll NEVER find out your secret from me!!!!!

MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Evil cackling turns to purrs of pleasure..... Dang but those Cronos clones are good.....

:naughty: :naughty:

 

[DCBastien]

uhm... let's leave daddy be i think..... BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....

maybe HE can fall down the stairs when he tries to stop me leave or drag me back home? just a thought you know, i mean stairs are dangerous... never know what might happen..... and his knees ARE bad.... (maybe he never used pads?)

ok that;s it i'm packing up my pantos and stashging them in the wardrobe.. here was me thinking i could give jack a break afgter our PICNIC in the WOODS....


BUWAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Anni]

Daddies are prone to carpet burns too you know *sly wink*

Welcome back Skip..... I didn't think the 'let's be nice and not whump Jack kick' would last anyway!!!!

:evil: :evil:

*Anni's purrs get louder as she sinks beneath a clutch of Cronosae. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm heaven......sigh*

:evil: :evil: :reyes: :reyes: :smokin:

 

[DCBastien]

*Evil Skip grins smugly*
Ya know I never went away.... was just lulling the nicer aspects of my personas into a false sense of security.... the panto is already FALLING DOWN around Jack...... BUWAHAHAHAHA..... Ya know a new whump fic might not be so long in the coming..... Ya can never keep an evil SOB down. Can ya, Art?

<NO.>

Aww Arty wanna play.......:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:evil: :evil: :evil: Ohh I'm so bad I'm good........

 

[Gemsong]

Ye gods and magic catfish...

Cool it down girls... my modem started to melt. Sheesh.... What do you think we're running here? You're scaring off the customers...

:sends Anni back to the dungeon, ignoring the evil cackles of glee:

:sedates Skip so that she hopefully gets at least 20 minutes of precious sleep:

And Anni still reigns and the Pervert Queen.

 

[imported_Bee]

And Anni still reigns over the NID

I don't think anyone could ever take away her title.

 

[Gemsong]

I keep wondering if this thread will ever die. What did I start?

 

[imported_Bee]

You know what they say 'only the good die young' and the this thread just gets too evil at times to go away

This is better than some movies I pay $7 to get into.

 

[KatDonovan]

I swear you people! I go away for a few days and what do you do? You go CRAZY!:nuts: :nuts: :nuts:

I think I'd better start the Fashion Show.

Originally posted by Bee
This is better than some movies I pay $7 to get into.

Don't I know that!


BTW, Bee! I need a getaway with my Action Major Davis, the one with the goatee! After the weekend I had, I really deserve a good one Can you help me out?

 

[imported_Bee]

Originally posted by KatDonovan
BTW, Bee! I need a getaway with my Action Major Davis, the one with the goatee! After the weekend I had, I really deserve a good one Can you help me out?

As it's really late and I have to goto work tomorrow, I'll think on it. I'll see if I have any inspirations in my sleep