YKYBWTMSGWhen

A friend shared a good one with me.

She works in a bank and they installed some new software. It was called a "gate"

She wanted to know if she could be part of SG-1. She got some rather strange looks.
 
we had to tear down our old gate because it was infested with termites
i mentioned that we should have had the foresight to install an iris
i got one laugh, two groans, and a myriad of strange looks. i swear, my family :rolleyes:
 
A friend of mine had to go for a medical for her new job.....at the end of the medical the doctor said she was fine, she replied with so I pass for human then, and the doctor turned to her and said "Let me check the back of your neck to be sure!" She didn't get it till I explained what I thought he ment much later that day:D

Willz:blpaw: :blpaw:
 
My doctor is a star trek fan.... i work with kids so i take them the doctor sometimes... The doc has a star trek medi tricorder and to put the kids at ease he uses that as part of his examination... and they think its real... its cool
 
Originally posted by Arc_Angel
YKWYBWTMS when

1 You hurt yourself in any way, and say, do not worry, my symbiot will heal me.

2 Whilst playing with your dog you teach him to come to you by saying his name followed by kree.

3 When things annoy you, you say Oh for crying out loud

4 You've named all your fish Jack, Sam, Daniel and Teal'c

5.You catch your self reinacting the destruction of Appohis's ships using PG Tips Pyramid tea bags.

6. You count the days till the next episode airs.

7 you have seen each ep at least five times.

not very good but i try :)
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i do 1, 3, 4, 6, and 7 frequently

so zat me!!
 
Originally posted by Arc_Angel
YKYBWTMS
when

1 You greet people with 'Cumtraya' and a clap of your hands
2 You have taken to rising an eybrow when your surprised or suspicious
3 You refuse to eat shrimp because they look too much like Goa'uld
4 You check your new boss on the neck for an entry wound, you can never be too careful
5 You end up after school writing 100 times on the board "I am not a Goa'uld"

Not that good but I do try :aliengray :D :aliengray
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i do 2 and 3 anyway,

i have been known to do 1, and i wouldn't put 4 and 5 past me either....
 
....when you gave a talk about the goa'uld invading earth, but you got a grade 1, so you were happy....

...yeah, you told us!

:alienooh:
 
Originally posted by Sandman
we had to tear down our old gate because it was infested with termites
i mentioned that we should have had the foresight to install an iris
i got one laugh, two groans, and a myriad of strange looks. i swear, my family :rolleyes:
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ROTFLMAO:laugh2: :laugh2:

How bout when your driving in the city and you think your going in the wrong direction so you have to turn around, then you realize you were going in the right direction to begin with so you have to turn around again, and the little girls in the back seat ask what you are doing and you reply. "I am doing nothing. I am driving."
 
or, when you are shopping and you see on a shelf an olive colored ball cap that you would swear looks just like the ones Jack and Sam wear, then right next to it you see another hat, same color that looks like the one Daniel wears and you buy them both, thinking it must be fate. (I got the Danny hat and gave Bee the Jack/Sam hat) LOL :lol:

:D
 
i bought a ring with what loox like sgate symbols on....

but they rn't sgate symbols......!

:alienooh:
 
when u're playing computer shooting games you pretend thatu are a member of SG-1 and u're enemies are Goa'ulds :D
 
haahaa
i found a computer game where i AM a member of SG1 and i AM killing goa'uld

i don't need to pretend!!
 
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