YKYBWTMSGWhen

YKYBWTMSGWhen... you compare your job and the people you work with to Stargate.

My boss is Hammond. His wife is doctor frazier. I'm the rabble of technicians.

The production manager is O'Neill. The carpenters out in the field are the SG teams.

Our customers are all goa'uld. except one or two who are tok'ra

Oh man, I gotta get professional help....:dead:
 
How about when your in a florist shop getting an arrangement of 4 daisies for your daughters birthday and the florist looks up at you and smiles and says 'ya think'. The first thing I taught was asking 'do you know jack and how often do you watch stargate?'.:rolly2:
 
Originally posted by spookypumpkin
haahaa
i found a computer game where i AM a member of SG1 and i AM killing goa'uld

i don't need to pretend!!
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WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT? I WANT ONE!

Tell me, tell me PLEASE!:D
 
Gemmy: ROTFLMAO! :laugh2: :laugh2:professional help indeed!:D

Bee: LOL :lol: Would have been my reaction as well! LOL :lol:
 
Originally posted by KatDonovan
or, when you are shopping and you see on a shelf an olive colored ball cap that you would swear looks just like the ones Jack and Sam wear, then right next to it you see another hat, same color that looks like the one Daniel wears and you buy them both, thinking it must be fate. (I got the Danny hat and gave Bee the Jack/Sam hat) LOL :lol:

:D
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i bought a danny hat, too!

I was going through a box of stuff from years ago and i found an old Sega cartridge. it was a stargate game from the first movie. i was so excited until i relaized why it was in the box in the first place--it's broke, won't let me get pas the third level :( o well, least i have level one and two. now if i could only find the actual Sega system...
 
Those Dannny hat's are just so comfy, aren't they?:D

Sega huh? I might just have to look and see what kinda old games my brother has.:D
 
....When you go for a weekend in Belgium and spot Rules Of Engagement is on the tv and you seriously consider watching it instead of going out, coz although you've seen it 6 times before, you've never yet seen it with Flemish Subtitles.
(but you remember that it's your wedding anniversary so you decide you'd better get ready and go out instead, dagnammit)


sad, but true
 
LOL Mish! :lol:

Might just have a similar problem this month, My annivsary is on Friday, Stargate comes on on Friday, HMMMM:D
 
You know you've been watching Stargate too much when...

I don't know how many of you guys have seen this but it is really good. This was not written by me, but was found on another forum i believe, it was emailed to me


You know you've been watching Stargate too much when...


1. You build a full scale model of the Stargate in the garden

2. You hold your breath and concentrate real hard in the hope
that you can make your eyes glow.

3. When someone asks for your star sign you tell them you are
Tok'ra.

4. You tell your partner, "We're out of milk. I'll just gate over to
Sainsburys and get some."

5. You cut your hand and when offered assistance you say, "Nah.
It's okay. My Goa'uld symbiont will heal it."

6. As you bleed to death you wonder why your symbiont hasn't
healed it yet.

7. You train your dog to sit using the command "Rover! Kree!"

8. You announce that, "We are the mother of all the pharaohs."

9. You name your own little pharaohs, Apophis, Ra and Hathor.
("Ra! Behave yourself! Hathor, finish your homework. Apophis!
Go to your room immediately. You baad boy!")

10. In bed, you whisper in your husband's ear, "You are our chosen
and we require a sample of your code of life."

11. You start building a DHD birdtable to match the Stargate in the
garden.

12. You give your address in 7 chevrons.

13. When asked if you've seen the remote control for the TV, you
reply "When I was the first prime of Apophis, he commanded
that I retrieve such a device. He took the lives of three of my
men as punishment for failure."

14. You tend to shout "For crying out loud!" a lot when you don't
get your way.

15. You're constantly interrupting you boss at the office in front of
his superiors with the phrase "With all due respect, sir...",
before proceeding to contradict everything he has just said,
and make him look like an idiot.

16. When Rover refuses to Kree, you brand him a traitor, burn his
house and drive his wife and pups into the slums.

17. Your Jaffa cakes walk around the table with staff weapons.

18 You send remote vehicles out of your front door before you
go out.
:lol: :lol: :laugh2:
 
Just to let you know, there is already a thread about YKYBWTMSW so im going to merge the two together!
 
Oh yeah.... first time on THIS thread, so here we go:

--You have the E-mail addies: ImDanielJacksons and ImJackONeills @---.---.

--You think they should make one of those dictionaries that translates Gou'ald into English, and vise versa, like the Klingon/English dictionaries.

--You wonder if Daniel Jackson would watch the Discovery Channel and point out all the indiscrepencies (sp?) between the truth he knows, and what the show says

--You read the stories of Egyptian God/Goddesses,and have to disagree with them. They say: Hathor was not the wife of Osiris, but rather his daughter concieved post-mortum. I say: DANIEL'S RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! SHUT UP!" and then refuse to watch the Discovery Channel ever again (2 years and running)

--When you hear the song IRIS by the Goo Goo Dolls, you wonder why they are singing about a metal shield, then you remeber how wonderful it is and how many times it has saved or butts, and then it all makes sense.

--You can't watch MEN IN BLACK without confusing it for NID.
 
lol

those r good morrigan:D

I'll try a few

1. Youve been trying to work out how to make your eyes glow

2. You always panic when you hear heavy boots clunking towards you

3. You can never keep a straight face aorund jaffa cakes

4. You know all the planet addresses by heart but you forget the phone numbers of your friends

5. You can't look at polo mints in the same light again

x arc x:rolly2: :p :rolly2:
 
YKYBWTMSGWhen...

you're sitting watching Thors Hammer for the first time(got my season 1 DVD's) and your 3 year old daughter, sitting next to you and this is the conversation:
"mommy, we've seen this one before."
"No,we haven't sweetie."
"yes we have!"
"No, honey, that was Thor's Chariot."
"oh, that's right!":D

your 3 year old daughter is watching Cold Lazarus and says;
"Mommy look. Two Jack's!"

:D :D
 
YKYWTMSGWhen

--Your 3 year old niece can look at the time on the cable box and say, "It's 10 Sharp, Stargate SG-1 is on next.", even when it's not Friday.

--Niece tells her brothers to "KREE! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"

Ya get used to these things after a while.

Until:

--Niece calls you a snake-head

Time to get her to watch some kids shows....
 
YKYBWTMSGW,

You see an empty kleenex and instantly think, 'send more'

You tend to think of phone numbers as glyph sequences.

You say to somone on the phone, "can't talk Stargate is on."

You find yourself spending insane amounts of time on SG sites..
 
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