this was so cute. not quite what i was expecting
it starts with them on an alien planet (duh) and they're looking around.
seems the previous owners got their tushes kicked but they just might have
found a weapon. danny is working on translating a pillar while sam is
working on a doohickey. jack seems obsessed with time...but after warning
sam not to touch anything he waunders off.
then of course there is this flash of light and danny goes in to see sam
knocked out on the ground
insert opening credits here
sam is in the infirmary getting lectured by janet, yeah janet i'm fine, sam
you've been possessed by aliens, got your consciousness dumped into a
computer, it's gotta catch up with you sometime....yadda, yadda
sam goes into the briefing sg-16 wants to go to the planet to study it
(guess we have 16 teams now)
through much hemming and hawing danny is working on the translations, sam &
co is sent home...sam specifically ordered to go...even jack tells her to
take up a hobby(personally i didn't care for the 'i don't have anythign else
to do part of it oh well)
cut to sam pulling up outside her house, nice old car. (don't think i saw
the bikes) anywho, she has no new messages. brushes her teeth and goes to
bed. saw a quilt on the couch and another on the bed, have to ask becky if
they're both hers
next morning she goes out to get hte papar and there's this cute guy in the
middle of the street. they talk, he's...well he's an alien, quite shy.
sam goes back inside, being careful to lock the door. course orlin(the
alien) pops inside, scares her, then intrigues her, then she runs out after
he walks through her breakfast bar.
next thing you know her house is swarming with techs who of course find
nothing. (they observe her house for a while but quite frankly they all
think she's cracked, she even has to go for a psych consult Ouch!)
eventually, after the cameras are gone of course, orlin shows himself. sam
realizes she's supposed to turn him in but since no one but her can see him
if she does she's gonna be spending time in mental health so she keeps him a
secret.
the pentagon of course wants to turn on the weapon(which is what it is) but
orlin says they shoruldn't.
turns out he's of hte same race as oma (and they're not always the good
guys. turns out the people of the planet were under attack by the goauld,
orlin showed them how to make the weapon to defend themselves, then of
course they decided to use it for conquest and the rest of orlin's peopel
creamed them...something tells me these folks are much, mush more dangerous
than we think)
anyway, sam tries to stop the test firing but can't without revealing orlin
which will make her look nuts...eventually the pentagon overrides
hammy(they've been keeping her house under surveilance...love how jack
covers for her)
in the end orlin manages to MAKE a stargate off stuff he orders off the
internet....just as the special forces raid her house she & he goes to the
planet and destroys the weapon and...you guessed it, he dies.
i didn't realize john de lancie was popping up in this one but he was there
as colonel frank simmons.
jack adn teal's shows up with a movie (star wars which jack's never
seen...he hates sci fi) and teal'c is wearing this black ten gallon hat,
black fringed leather jacket and red bandanna....oh my god i busted a gut. dam that man looks good in black....
coffee cup and jsc are gonna be wearing out their tapes at this part, t-man in western wear.
then the line about 'i hear there is a ring with wrestling and jello....i can hear she slash writers wheels spinning as i type
and all you folks with jack in a black jeep, close... black supercab truck.
personally it wasn't bad, still don't care for the characters looking
foolish but, oh well we got lots of sam. and in civvies, she changed outfits
several times.
danny gets the best line award (and he's in his bandanna again girls
)
colonel frank simmons tells him 'i don't think we have to tell you about the dangers that are out there dr. jackson" (sam and danny are against just firing this weapon up...the others aren't as you can guess.
to which danny replies "oh please do..go slow" ROTFLMAO big time
all in all it was a goodie.
and we get dion johnstone and the fifth man next week...only 6 days and 23
hours to go