BORED of the Rings

Originally posted by Jessa
i have a sort of translation......here it is:

This ring, no other, is made by the elves
Who'd pawn their own mother to grab it themselves
Ruler of creeper, mortal and scallop
This is a sleeper that packs quite a wallop

The power almighty rests in this Lone Ring
The power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing
If broken or busted, it cannot be remade
If found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid)


Sorhed obviously being Sauron
:rolly2:
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ROFLMAO. I especially like the second line.
:rolly2: :laugh2: :disturbed
 
whoa would this book possibly be on amazon or wladenbooks?
 
Just put ur name down for a mailing list so you get an e-amil telling u when it's out - I'll prob do that for the 5th HP book...
 
the book is actually my dad's, mum got it him for christmas, i nicked it, and i'm hiding it in my room :D
 
Tom's songs are funny too.... In fact, i just adore the book, and wish I'd written it:D I bought it for my dad but im reading ti first it seems;)
 
Originally posted by Skip
Tom's songs are funny too.... In fact, i just adore the book, and wish I'd written it:D I bought it for my dad but im reading ti first it seems;)
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remember this line:
Hither come and suck thy pipe
turn thou brains to cheese and tripe
(okay so, I paraphrased, but can you please post actual lines?
 
There are plenty of songs... Ill go fetch it... wont we get in trouble if we quote half the book????;)
 
Originally posted by Skip
There are plenty of songs... Ill go fetch it... wont we get in trouble if we quote half the book????;)
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just a few lines from Tom Benzadrine's song. ;) :evil:
 
I mean with all our fave bits;)

I've brought 4 with me to crash,
So now's the time to pass the stash,
Then celebrate and take a toke,
To make us giggle gag and choke!
Hither come and suck a pipe,
Turn thy brains to cheese and tripe!

And the candies with letter's printed on which will 'Melt in yoor brain, not in yoor hans':eek: :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Skip
I mean with all our fave bits;)

I've brought 4 with me to crash,
So now's the time to pass the stash,
Then celebrate and take a toke,
To make us giggle gag and choke!
Hither come and suck a pipe,
Turn thy brains to cheese and tripe!

And the candies with letter's printed on which will 'Melt in yoor brain, not in yoor hans':eek: :rolleyes:
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Thank you, Skip. I bow your way with great respect. Again, Thank You! It's good to laugh at the lampoon again!
Can you guess what age I am?
G.
 
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