Creative rhyming

[chrispenycate]

Differential calculus high on his list,
For he'd argued on apples and cider with Leibniz

 

[Moonbat]

insisting Strongbow was one of his favorites
and the scrumpy that jack had was better than daniel's

 

[Interference]

He knows cos he tested it on Kepler's twin spaniels

And they seemed to like it quite well enough, though

 

[chrispenycate]

Admitter later they felt a bit "ruff", so
Theie water bowl foamed up with Alka Seltzer

 

[Interference]

With two icecubes that floated, but then did melt, sir,

To make the medication a tad more palatable

 

[chrispenycate]

For servant education had left house unvaletable
So they remained in owner's orbits, left pride to Tycho Brahe's mutts

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

And in this state of Ptolemaic cosmology fell flat on their butts

With a motion in proportion faster in each portion by the square of...

 

[chrispenycate]

That unknown biting dog that on the morn we drink a hair of.
"A square pooch?" I hear you cry "Surely a phenomenon."

 

[Moonbat]

there are many square dogs, a box(er) is one of them
but more surprising is the Rhombudian Ridgeback

 

[chrispenycate]

Of four equal sides, but whose angles are squidged at
a great eater of parrots, hence a parallel pollygon.

 

[Moonbat]

Apologise Chrispy for such a scandal filled horrid pun
I have allowed too many and now I am brimming

 

[chrispenycate]

What? You expect a limericist to be easily intiming-
dated? Try again, oh puppeteer vegitarian

 

[Interference]

But having brimmed what mayn't be unbrum, a bat can't be an unbrumarian,
Not that there's much brimming needing brumming, even in Berkshire


Edited to accommodate the new rhyme - I'm just slow, you know

 

[chrispenycate]

I'm convinced it's my superior bram that irks yer
And brambled or gimballed a dog's a detector

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Mr. Diamonddog walked in, grinning a grin, "Mornin' Inspector."

He said, as his chin dropped now spying the condition the Inspector was in.

 

[Interference]

The Inspector was out, though it seems his book wasn'

So look at page forty-nine and see what it tells ya

 

[chrispenycate]

'Bout fairgrounds far swingier or yet carouselsier
Where trained animals follow their masters' instructions

 

[Interference]

Though in the lee of night, untrained ones cause such ructions
As a snarling, slavering wolfen pack patrols the perimeter

 

[chrispenycate]

A symbol of violence, a movement delimiter
Like the planet'ry orbits, their freedom restrained

 

[Zubi-Ondo]

Within a vicious cycle they remained,

chasing each other's tails' until they swallowed each other whole