First Lines

[Interference]

Nah. Heard it.

(bought the album)

 

[Williamlk]

I pooped in my pants...Again!

 

[Oxman]

Lucas hadn’t expected that getting hold of a blessed weapon would be easy; and now he was locked in a vault in the middle of Edinburgh castle, surrounded by shattered glass, ringing alarms and clinging desperately to the Scottish Sword of State.

 

[J-WO]

I looked down and my legs weren't there.

 

[Boneman]

She said she was an Angel, but the wings gave it away, in the first place.

 

[Scott R. Forshaw]

I watched as The Piper turned to face me, his eye sockets burning intensely with the fires of hell, and I knew immediately that I was going to regret following him.

 

[The Ace]

That was when the engine conked out.

 

[reiver33]

"It's not suicide if someone else detonates the bomb for you."

 

[Teresa Edgerton]

It seemed like an ordinary, boring, Sunday afternoon, until crickets started raining from the sky.

 

[R M Tobias]

"No more talk." said Kalida, letting her gown fall softly to the floor.

 

[J-WO]

''I wonder where Kalida has got to,'' said her husband.

 

[R M Tobias]

"Kalida's gone to the dressmakers again" said Sister Sofea to the Spartan Queen.

 

[Scott R. Forshaw]

"Wombles are real!" said Timmy, grumpily. "And I'm going to prove it... Pass me the sawn-off, will you. And a really big net. I'm off to Wimbledon"

 

[GreenKidx]

There are bad days, worse than bad days and days you wish you werent alive. Then there are days you thank the Fates you're already dead.

 

[RKNINE]

It wouldn't be long before The Ark arrived, resplendent spirit at its helm, to ferry her people to New Earth.

 

[RKNINE]

"Sometimes I swear developing these weapons is more dangerous than using them." grumbled Koro, looking into the chamber. The commander looked at him and rolled his eyes,
"Just get in there, the canon is quantized to stop as soon as it reaches your skin"

 

[Boneman]

Falling out of bed took on a new meaning when she opened her eyes. She was freefalling at terminal vleocity, clutching her pillow.

 

[J-WO]

Rain hammered upon the dead Dwarf's shield.

 

[Robin Goodfellow]

And all around the world the lights went out.

 

[J Riff]

Once upon a time, on a dark and stormy night, an author sat pondering the first line of his new story.