First Lines

[alchemist]

The moment the door behind him disappeared from existence, he realised that coming here had been a mistake.

 

[Moonbat]

'My foot's gone to sleep' She moaned. 'That's nothing' he replied, 'My whole leg has gone to Las Vegas!'

 

[beadchaser]

While performing the last ultrasound of a very long week, the tech realized that a pair of nicely formed horns protruded from the fetal skull.

 

[J Riff]

It was - the world's grooviest ashtray.

 

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I always had a fun time at this club. But tonight, things would prove to be different.

 

[beadchaser]

I always wondered why my mother went out of her way to avoid saying the word "fairy".

 

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I tried to tell my brother not to start a cook fire in an oil field, but as usual he didn't listen to me......

 

[reiver33]

Getting back to reality is always a bitch.

 

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Clowns are scary; there's no doubt about that. And that fact has more significance to me than you might think.

 

[alchemist]

The day that children fell from the sky was the day that would forevermore be known as Day One.

 

[Talysia]

The rain dripped slowly down the window, and each droplet sounded like a nail scratching against the pane.

 

[GreenKidx]

Unlike most tales, mine begins at the end.

 

[Rebell L]

I always have trouble with these, I'll give it a try though;

The echo of heavy footsteps broke the silence

 

[J Riff]

The morning after the second day of the third army's fourth assault on five castles in three different provinces of Zorchilvania - was uneventful.

Barbara ran down the huge circular staircase. Near the bottom, she fell and bashed her head on the large brass knob on the bottom stair-post.
"Darling, what's wrong?!" said Biff as he ran to her side.
"Just...a little dizzy."

 

[R M Tobias]

One bleak autumn's day, with the sun still high in its lazy arc, Baragon the Godking of Helderast feasted on the livers of his fallen enemies.
"Is it to you liking my lord?" asked the fireimp Nelphariod
"More brimstone," grumbled Baragon, wiping grease from his chin.

 

[GreenKidx]

Have you ever stood before a rampaging God and known in your soul 'I am unafraid'?

 

[alchemist]

How much trouble can a 2 year old kid get into with the remote control for a STR-20 Kill Drone? Let me tell you...

 

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I thought I had their special trick all figured out. I watched them closely, took the most meticulous notes, I even tried to infiltrate their society to learn their utmost secrets.

But when it came down to it, I still didn't know how to make what they call a "telephone call".

 

[R M Tobias]

Atop the seventh floor deck of the Starcruiser Montana, Erban eyed the burgeoning swell.
"You're mad," said his safety bot, Ryker. The starbeach isn't normalized in nano space.""
Erban tucked his surfboard under his arm and smiled. "Zero G? Zero Problem."

 

[Rebell L]

The note delicately pinned to the door fascinated Conrad. Taking more care than necessary, he pulled out the pins, letting the paper drop into his palm. The note read "Sorry" and nothing more.