Least Favorite Characters

Well one time I got really really drunk and spent the night trying to figure out how to swing from tree to tree like tarzan except I was only wearing a shirt tied around my waist as a loincloth....

Did I mention this was a public park?

So if anything deserves a wolf, Im thinking Ive got to be pretty high up in line
 
Aegon the Unworthy said:
Well one time I got really really drunk and spent the night trying to figure out how to swing from tree to tree like tarzan except I was only wearing a shirt tied around my waist as a loincloth....

Did I mention this was a public park?

So if anything deserves a wolf, Im thinking Ive got to be pretty high up in line

That's exactly what I mean, Aegon. Thanks for clarifying that for me. :D
 
i have never been a fan of sansa, or cersei or arya and especially samwell and brienne and janos slynt. the rest of em r good tho.
 
My Least Favorite Characters :mad:
  1. Vargo Hoat
  2. Ser Gregor Clegane, The Mountain that Rides – utterly despicable since he was a child with seemingly no motive whatsoever. There is nothing bad that can happen to him that he doesn’t deserve.
  3. King Joffrey “Baratheon” – an annoying, cruel, punk/brat/wimp who was on the road to possibly becoming the worst king Westeros has ever seen.
  4. Euron Greyjoy
  5. Prince Viscerys Targaryen – He and Joffrey were close in my estimation. I started to let his annoying catch phrase be the tie breaker, but Joff was such a bigger part of the story.
  6. Ser Allister Thorne – an annoying, childish jerk with seemingly no motive like The Mountain, but at least The Mountain’s fighting and role in the story are significant. I wouldn’t complain if Thorne simply disappeared without an explanation.
  7. Queen Cercei Lannister
  8. Lady Lysa Aryn
  9. Lord Tywin Lannister
  10. The Freys, Janos Slynt, Lady Catelyn Stark – a lot like Cercei, only a lot smarter and not a whore. I would have liked her if it weren’t for how she treated Jon. She’s even more annoying as a zombie. Lord Robert Arryn – I cut him some slack for being a weak, lonely, sickly kid with a stupid, paranoid, crazy mother and no father, but he is still super annoying. Lord Randyl Tarley – about as big of a pig’s rump as you can be without being a villain.
 
Even after only reading the first, I must admit I don't have any characters which strike me the wrong way. Even the characters that are antagonists at least have enough depth to make them seem justified to me.

I'm just sort of enjoying it all.

I think i'm going to start collecting knights. I need to buy a curio cabinet to display them in. This book has got me all stoked on knights and feudal times.
 
Walder Frey reduces me to quivers along the lines of little Robert Arryn. Antagonists are very nearly more necessary than protagonists but George hit the nail on the head with old Frey. If I had but one wish it would be to walk nonchalant into the Twins and slit that wrinkly old throat.
 
I didn't like Dany at first, but now she is a favorite. The good guys are stupid it seems (Ned, Cat, Tully's, etc) and now we are left with bad good guys (Tyrion and Jaime).

I hate reading...
Cat, Arya (used to love her but not anymore), Ser Piggy, Sansa (although she is a tad more interesting now), Bran (those frog kids are boring), Ironmen, and the onion knight (mainly cause I could care less about Stannis

Hate as a character...
Cersei-she is an idiot and deserves a slow mutilating and public death
Littlefinger- way too selfserving...and pervy
Stannis-tool and for killing Renly!
Walder Frey-killing AWESOME Robb
Tywin

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I didn't like Dany at first, but now she is a favorite. The good guys are stupid it seems (Ned, Cat, Tully's, etc) and now we are left with bad good guys (Tyrion and Jaime).

I hate reading...
Cat, Arya (used to love her but not anymore), Ser Piggy, Sansa (although she is a tad more interesting now), Bran (those frog kids are boring), Ironmen, and the onion knight (mainly cause I could care less about Stannis

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Is it posible that you hate reading half of the book? Welcome by the way.
 
Ok, I guess I should say that I don't reall "hate" reading those parts, I just want to finish those parts to get to the others. I find interesting details in them, but they are not where I want to be.

Want to add Joff to most hated and Visarys before him...yuck.
 

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