You know you're obsessed when.....

[Boaz]

You know you're obsessed when you post something like this...

The Tower of the Hand just posted a Taiwanese video regarding GRRM's progression on ASOIAF. You can also find it on youtube... if you don't speak Mandarin, then click the English button in the top right corner.

Blasphemy? The Naked Truth? You decide.

 

[The Imp]

You know you're obsessed when you post something like this...

The Tower of the Hand just posted a Taiwanese video regarding GRRM's progression on ASOIAF. You can also find it on youtube... if you don't speak Mandarin, then click the English button in the top right corner.

Blasphemy? The Naked Truth? You decide.

I've been doing a Dexter marathon. That little video was a nice change of pace

 

[No One]

You know you're obsessed when you post something like this...

The Tower of the Hand just posted a Taiwanese video regarding GRRM's progression on ASOIAF. You can also find it on youtube... if you don't speak Mandarin, then click the English button in the top right corner.

Blasphemy? The Naked Truth? You decide.

Seriously? I don't know what to think. I only know I don't want to see it again.

 

[DarkWings]

You know your obsessed when you hear a "bump in the night" and immediatly pull Longclaw off the wall in order to investigate.

 

[Needle]

I have to try and resurrect this thread so here goes :
**someone says their in pain and you almost say “some milk of the poppy will fix you right up”
**when you wonder where that new quack of a doctor “forged his chain”
**the name tag on my (I mean your) locker says “Valar dohaeris.”
**you call your blond ***** of a neighbor “Cersei” every time you see her, then say innocently I don’t know why I always call you that!
**you try to get both of your sons to name their first daughter “Arya.”
** every time you give someone a shot you think “STICK THEM WITH THE POINTY END!”
Some of these make more sense if you know I am a nurse!

 

[Delran Stark]

I think you are wrong.....
Everyone is obessed after reading the first chapter of AGOT. Period. End of story. If they are not.... STICK THEM WITH THE POINTY END!!!! Valar Morgulis!!! >

 

[Young stormlord]

When you reread a paragraph in Arya's chapter from ACOK and immediately jump to conclusion that Bolton is wetting his bed... because you hate him that much!

P.S. This one:

She spent the next few hours tending to the lord’s chambers. She swept out the old rushes and scattered fresh sweet-smelling ones, laid a fresh fire in the hearth, changed the linens and fluffed the featherbed, emptied the chamber pots down the privy shaft and scrubbed them out, carried an armload of soiled clothing to the washerwomen, and brought up a bowl of crisp autumn pears from the kitchen. When she was done with the bedchamber, she went down half a flight of stairs to do the same in the great solar, a spare drafty room as large as the halls of many a smaller castle. The candles were down to stubs, so Arya changed them out. Under the windows was a huge oaken table where the lord wrote his letters. She stacked the books, changed the candles, put the quills and inks and sealing wax in order.

 

[Needle]

You wrote this and felt really good afterwards... Consider it like Westerosi version of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Just read this Stormlord, Awesome! Arya has always been my hero and she is a long way from done! As to Bolton everytime i do a re-read I hope that THIS time she will cut his throat while he sleeps!

 

[Quick Ben]

When you name your fantasy AFL Dreamteam 'Winter is Coming' (Australian football is a winter sport here down under).

 

[Centurion]

If you mutter "If i look back, i am lost" whenever something goes horribly wrong

 

[Boaz]

...you're ready for TWOW.... and you know what TWOW means!

 

[Ursa major]

Re: You know you're obsessed when... (spoilers)

Spoilers (kind of) from ADWD:
...you want to contact Premier Foods to tell them that there's an obvious spelling mistake on their tins of steak & kidney pudding (http://www.premierfoods.co.uk/premierfoods/our-brands/grocery/fray-bentos/en/fray-bentos_home.cfm).






(... and that you wonder whether the continent on the far side of the Sunset Sea is called Bentos....)

 

[Young stormlord]

You listen to these songs and think: Wow, GRRM's fans are many and some of them are famous!

 

[Needle]

You listen to these songs and think: Wow, GRRM's fans are many and some of them are famous!

stormlord this link opens to an account for softloathing, password required! And yes i'm obsessed!

 

[Young stormlord]

stormlord this link opens to an account for softloathing, password required! And yes i'm obsessed!

I don't know what are your browser's settings, but those are all links for youtube videos. Check if you have malware or something similar, Needle.

 

[Blekinge]

When you realize, that like Jon Snow you know nothing

 

[TPA]

You wake up startled thinking you are going to be late for work, you look at the clock and give a sigh of relief then say to yourself "its only the hour of the wolf and I have a little more time to sleep"

New book = new obsessions

You notice some ashy skin on your knees and elbows and think "greyscale!"

Your internet connection goes down and you get so desperate you find yourself outside carving a face into a tree.

When your wife makes it clear that she wears the pants in the family, you resign yourself to being "king beyond the wall"

 

[vanslyke]

Name your dog Nymeria

 

[dragonstone]

When you read the word "sir" and say to yourself "god that's dreadful spelling".

 

[Eulalia]

When you think to yourself, "The night is dark and full of spoilers."