Discussing the Writing Challenges -- November and December 2010

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i have a mental image of Cul seizing 75 unsuspecting words from an innocent dictionary; he forces them, hooded and cuffed, into a small room....

"Right then: you stay here, with no food or water, until you make sense...."
 
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Sentenced to life for impersonation then:-
 
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Even our feet?

Most definitely not the feet. Ankles upwards only.

Hi Mouse - your story has me stumped with regards to what you're disguising. I can only think there's a Michael Jackson reference in there somewhere...:D

Not that I know of...


I thought my self-deprecation was cleverly disguised too, dammit!

SLAP!
no.
Wake up we don't pay you to be sleepy

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... I'm being paid?!



And, I got the Judge's thingummy!! :D That's if it is what I think it is...
 
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I'm beginning to feel anxious about the fate of Culhwch's 75 words.

When last heard from, weren't they undergoing some mysterious trial by ordeal, the consequences of failure too dire to even contemplate?
 
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Now there's too much expectation, I don't know if I can post them and live with the dissappointment they might bear!
 
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You do realize that if you don't post them there will be an investigation into their disappearance. Accusations of ill-treatment. Questions asked as to whether any of their rights were violated.

The whole thing begins to look more and more sinister.
 
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I've never been anything but exceedingly polite to those words! It's not my fault they are intractable, contrary things that won't do as they are told!
 
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Now there's too much expectation, I don't know if I can post them and live with the dissappointment they might bear!

Whoa...


Now he's going to kill them off and worse we don't even know their names.


The Fiend.


Just think if he's allowed to gt away with this you'll be writing away and suddenly there'll be a gap in your text that you ____ can't fill. OK some __ them will probably deserve it. The past participle future past types that hang around on the corners of your page daring you to start something with them, but the others the nouns, the adverbs ___ pronouns, who would hurt a pronoun, they are just innocent in all this.


FREE THE SEVENTY FIVE


JUSTICE FOR ALL

He, then, wait, following, and, the, rest, too
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Actually, that gap, the knowledge that the right word exists, that I have met it and been introduced even if we were not intimate friends, and now there is a word-shaped gap in my vocabulary I'm forced to fill with a grovelling subordinate phrase, has been occurring quite a bit before Cul started his culling of the dictionaries.

Somebody else has, for some time, been imprisoning words, dragging them out of circulation and into durance vile, where they appear, lonely and unloved, on nothing more comprehensible than legal documents and contracts.

Our most valuable commodity, the ability to communicate, is being diluted and devalued. Soon the once proud English language will have no more synonyms than French, or Spanish. Already, in the poorer quarters, every third word which is not an obscenity unsuitable for a family-friendly forum is "innit".

Free the seventy five (and lock up "innit" while you're there).

*(And if anyone thinks it would be amusing to choose "innit" as a word that must be incorporated into the next challenge I propose the reintroduction of the ducking stool.)*

I see Twitter are pushing "drabbles", a similar theory if less exacting, with a hundred words.
 
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i'm considering launching a covert S&R mission deep into Cul's secret basement. of course, i shall have to go in disguise....
 
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Perhaps it's time to make some demands. I want a fast getaway car, a plane waiting at the airport, and a guaranteed ten votes. Make the arrangements and we'll talk about about releasing your precious words...
 
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I'm prepared to offer a pogo-stick and a mention in my short-list.
 
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:eek: :eek:

You want a ______ and a _____. This is getting complicated, innit?
 
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