Inspired by GRRM's "I want my MTV" blog post. Written for those who are really pissed about not having ADWD yet, or even those who just want it. This is NOT a statement that GRRM should drop everything else, and is in the spirit of fun
I am not interested in Zombies from Space,
Please, no more WIld Cards books in my face,
I'm glad that you're finally able to pee,
I want A Dance With D
A replica Needle sure beats a gun,
And hawking in Ireland looks like great fun,
A signed first edition makes some shout with glee,
I want A Dance with D
So no more complaints about football teams,
Or pages and pages rewritten in reams,
Even a TV series won't satisfy to me,
I want A Dance With D