I no longer feel obligated to purchase ADWD. Is that wrong?

Inspired by GRRM's "I want my MTV" blog post. Written for those who are really pissed about not having ADWD yet, or even those who just want it. This is NOT a statement that GRRM should drop everything else, and is in the spirit of fun

I am not interested in Zombies from Space,
Please, no more WIld Cards books in my face,
I'm glad that you're finally able to pee,
I want A Dance With D
 
A replica Needle sure beats a gun,
And hawking in Ireland looks like great fun,
A signed first edition makes some shout with glee,
I want A Dance with D
 
So no more complaints about football teams,
Or pages and pages rewritten in reams,
Even a TV series won't satisfy to me,
I want A Dance With D
 
Imp, that is hilarious.

GRRM would probably get a kick out of it, if he was in the right mood.
 
Very funny, Imp.









(And I expect GRRM wouldn't be averse to the ditty.)
 
Inspired by GRRM's "I want my MTV" blog post. Written for those who are really pissed about not having ADWD yet, or even those who just want it. This is NOT a statement that GRRM should drop everything else, and is in the spirit of fun

I am not interested in Zombies from Space,
Please, no more WIld Cards books in my face,
I'm glad that you're finally able to pee,
I want A Dance With D
 
A replica Needle sure beats a gun,
And hawking in Ireland looks like great fun,
A signed first edition makes some shout with glee,
I want A Dance with D
 
So no more complaints about football teams,
Or pages and pages rewritten in reams,
Even a TV series won't satisfy to me,
I want A Dance With D

Because it should be repeated. Excellent work Imp :D
 
Because it should be repeated. Excellent work Imp :D
Blah I noticed a word that I had meant to take out :(

the new official version

I am not interested in Zombies from Space,
Please, no more WIld Cards books in my face,
I'm glad that you're finally able to pee,
I want A Dance With D
 
A replica Needle sure beats a gun,
And hawking in Ireland looks like great fun,
A signed first edition makes some shout with glee,
I want A Dance with D
 
So no more complaints about football teams,
Or pages and pages rewritten in reams,
Even a TV series won't satisfy me,
I want A Dance With D
 
I ended up Compromising with my principles. Had someone pre-order it for me as a gift.


And hey... You're not Welcome:cool:
 

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