What was the WORST movie you've ever seen?

Well I watched a horror the other night and it was a horror in both meanings of the word!
It was Apartment 1303 and had some of the worst acting Ive ever seen! And talk about bad editing!

Just awful!
Far better is another movie with the same name but a different number.
 
For me, I'd have to say Highlander 2: The Quickening. The effects were laughable, and I only kept watching for Sean Connery... huge letdown when he lasted all of five minutes.

The Spice Girls movie, Wild Wild West, Lost in Space and Batman and Robin. All utterly cringe-worthy.
 
RyanJ1996 said:
One that pissed me off recently, Man of Steel.

I swear to god i hate that movie with such a passion, such a soulless and miserable waste that i hope gets forgotten within the next few years.
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My reaction wasn't quite as strong, but this movie WAS a huge disappointment. Yes, it was cool to see Zod and Superman and a real knockdown superhero brawl, but the script and the secondary characters were so half-assed that anything in between the action felt like total filler. I've played video games with more depth (Uncharted, for one).
 
Maybe not worst but most overrated was The Murder of Jesse James by the coward Bob Ford. It was dreadfully slow, the acting was sort of wooden, I didn't like that they dragged everything out and then critics gave it dice-throws five and six which really rankled me.
 
The Guru with mike Mires, just remmbered it, a friend said ooooh this is a really funny film, totally hilarious. I laughed...three times in about an hour and a half of boredom and mind numbing banality. Jokes done funnier by many other comedians, purile and dull. Lots fo fart jokes as well, which, qute frankly, are hilarious when your five but not anytime after that! :eek:

Gah! not a film I will ever watch again! :eek:
 
Ice fyre said:
The Guru with mike Mires, just remmbered it, a friend said ooooh this is a really funny film, totally hilarious. I laughed...three times in about an hour and a half of boredom and mind numbing banality. Jokes done funnier by many other comedians, purile and dull. Lots fo fart jokes as well, which, qute frankly, are hilarious when your five but not anytime after that! :eek:

Gah! not a film I will ever watch again! :eek:
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Fart jokes ARE funny no matter what age you are. Go watch the vastly underrated British film Thunderpants for proof. It's Mike Myres that isn't funny after the first three minutes.

Today, while sorting out a pile of crap I couldn't be bothered to sell on eBay, I came across another contender for the crappest film I managed to get to the end of: Zombie Strippers.

Plastic tits aren't funny either.
 
There have been some truly god aweful ones, but what comes to mind right now is Twister. What a truly **** movie... the plot was bad, the lines were bad... looking back on it now I wonder what the actors really had to work with.
 
I recently saw this movie Ninja's Creed. WORST movie EVER!!!!! SOOO glad I didn't spend money on it.

I'm seriously not even joking! The acting sucked, the dialogue wasn't much better and the sound was just off. Whenever someone was running, you could always hear the grass crunching under their feet and it was really CRUNCHing.

I will admit that the overall idea was intriguing which is why I picked it up. But I think the only reason why I even finished it was because it was like a train wreck--you know that you shouldn't look but you can't help yourself.
 
BenSt said:
There have been some truly god aweful ones, but what comes to mind right now is Twister. What a truly **** movie... the plot was bad, the lines were bad... looking back on it now I wonder what the actors really had to work with.
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Aww you're kidding! Thats an epicly fun movie!
There's a cow. There's another one!
'No I think its the same one!'

Class!
 
Well, it's better than Twilight, I'll grant you that. Although I can't think whats worse... Helen Hunt trying to act intense, or Bella Swan being intense.
 
Grand Piano (2013). I did not finish it, could not finish it. It is ridiculously ludicrously rubbishy. For someone who is passionate about classical music, I felt utterly disgusted.
 
"Perry Rhodan - SOS aus dem Weltall" (1967, other title is "4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... morte") is surely one of the worst science fiction movies, while the novels are a huge success in Germany. Even Karl-Herbert Scheer, creator of the long running book series "Perry Rhodan", didn't like the movie.
 
Hi,

Actually yeah that Perry Rhodan movie is bad - less than B grade. I just got it as part of a boxed set of sci fi movies. The acting's flat, the lines are delivered as if the actors don't know what they're talking about, the effects (definately not special) are aweful and even the plot has holes - which I don't remember from the first book of the series which is sitting on my shelves. But part of what makes it bad is that it's so dated.

Cheers, Greg.
 
Possibly Death Proof, though there are many many terrible movies out there to be sure.
 
psychotick said:
Actually yeah that Perry Rhodan movie is bad - less than B grade. I just got it as part of a boxed set of sci fi movies. The acting's flat, the lines are delivered as if the actors don't know what they're talking about, the effects (definately not special) are aweful
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I particularly enjoyed the moment when the light from the rocket's engine cast a shadow of the surrounding lunarcape on the cyclorama.

The opening credits are pretty funky though.

Perry Rhodan - Mission Stardust Part 1 - film 1967 - YouTube
 
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