What was the WORST movie you've ever seen?

[Earthling]

I despised Die Another Day... I actually felt angry at Pierce Bronson after that film... you know what.. I think I still do lol

 

[thaddeus6th]

Die Another Day probably isn't the worst film I've seen, but it's pretty poor. Goldeneye's miles better.

 

[EricWard]

My friend made me suffer through Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day a few months ago. I knew it was going to suck (so did he) but maaaaaaaaaaaaan, that sucked. Even with several drinks in me and sitting in my own house, I wanted to leave. It is offensively stupid.

I will say that for how "macho" it's supposed to be, I got a few laughs out of how unintentionally homoerotic most of it was.

 

[Alex The G and T]

On a side note.... There would be some fun if EricWard joined the "Quote the Avatar above you" thread. Heheeheheeh

(I haven't actually seen a terrible movie, recently. Carry on.)

 

[Teresa Edgerton]

Possibly Planet of Blood, if only for the line "Hemophiliac! She must be some kind of royalty on her planet."

 

[quantumtheif]

Spawn :_(.

 

[JunkMonkey]

Possibly Planet of Blood, if only for the line "Hemophiliac! She must be some kind of royalty on her planet."

Oh come on! Admittedly that line was a low point but Planet of Blood (aka Queen of Blood) does have some moments of genuine groovy creepiness - admittedly some of them were taken from larger budgetted Russian SF films but there are far worse films.

 

[mr kite]

Stand Up Guys .

A film that makes you squirm it is that bad .
I did`nt get very far into it but the lowest point of the film (?) was when Pacino chats up a young girl in a bar and he gets to dance with him .
You just gotta watch it to see how sick bucket moment in Pacino`s career it is .

 

[Gnrevolution]

Two words.

Surf.

Nazis.

By far the worst film I have ever endured. And I've seen Legally Blonde.

Don't get me wrong I have a bit of a soft spot for troma films, but this one was so wide of the mark it missed the entire galactic arm in which we live.

 

[JunkMonkey]

I've had STDs that were funnier and more interesting than most Troma films I've seen.

 

[Gnrevolution]

I've had STDs that were funnier and more interesting than most Troma films I've seen.

Then even by Troma standards you could understand how bad this film was!

 

[finbaa]

I think Batman and Robin is quite incredible in how bad it is: but then its so bad that I started to like it again.

Anything I've seen by Peter Greenaway I felt was terrible... 8 and a half woman for example.. i thought it was incredibly boring and pretentious.

Human centipede 2 was one of the most objectionable movies i've ever seen. And this is from someone who quite like the first one....

 

[Rodders]

I watched 2012 yesterday and found it to be laughably bad.

 

[Rafellin]

The two most disappointing films I have seen of late are Django Unchained and The Lone Ranger.

Both had valid premises, both got lost in confusion and pretentiousness.

Then both had the gall to think themselves capable, let alone worthy, of nearly two and a half hours apiece.

 

[paranoid marvin]

I think Carry On Columbus is definately up (or should that be down?) there. Considering how good the originals were, this film manages to be completely unfunny; quite an achievement for a comedy.

 

[Aurora Skye]

The last Die Hard movie, sooooooo disappointing

 

[Braveface]

The Cat in the Hat starring Mike Myers

 

[purple_kathryn]

Watched a couple of movies that I thought should be guilty pleasures (I'm not a demanding film watcher)

The Host and Oz the Great and Powerful.

Both were just.....not good and they actively irritated me. A lot of time I'll admit that a film probably wasn't good but I still enjoyed it - not this time.


Spoilers for the Host if you want to scroll past

The whole talking to yourself in your head didn't really work in the Host. and the aliens didn't make any sense. They were vastly superior and peaceful but had no problem essentially murdering millions because they thought they were inferior. Apart from this one who was 1000 years old, who falls for someone in their 20s. The Melanie character was just annoying.





I loved the set design etc in Oz but it just seemed to be a whole lot of style over substance. I haven't read/seen Wicked, but I imagine Oz as being "you know what Wicked needs? A male lead". It really just did not seem to work.


OTOH I did enjoy Olympus has fallen (although it's basically Die Hard in the White House) and I didn't expect to.

 

[Gramm838]

I've not read all the pages in the thread so it may have been mentioned already (it should have been, anyway) - but having endured a long train journey today I watched Total Recall 2012, for the second time, and I'm now going to delete it from my tablet so I don't make the same mistake again.

The film has as many plot holes in as there could be, and as for Colin Farrell, well, sorry but he's not for me.

The biggest plot hole of course is actually the hole running through the earth's core; I mean, come on, who pitched that idea and had it accepted? Whoever did so should be employed selling snow to Eskimo's!

 

[junkodudeturkey835]

I have seen so many awful movies, most of which you guys have probably never seen.

The worst obscure movie i have seen has to be...god there are so many. Manos the hands of fate, Feeders, Copper Mountain (with Jim Carrey).

For mainstream, almost every movie released nowadays. For one that's unbearably awful though, Disaster Movie. One that pissed me off recently, Man of Steel.

I swear to god i hate that movie with such a passion, such a soulless and miserable waste that i hope gets forgotten within the next few years.