Luiglin
Getting worse one day at a time
Thanks Perpetual. I wrote a series of similar bits like this years ago. All daily musings of a recently resurrected Dark Lord. Unfortunatly I can't find the word file.
So, I scraped the bottom and asked the 12 year old for her definition, she still doesn't know how it turned out as this.... (the least likely person to mention nasty things like Xenocide, is she.)
It's all part of my plan. I start by winning the discussion thread, making everyone love and admire my brilliant wit and cunning. Then I can enter any old pseudy-sounding rubbish into the actual competition and win glorious praise from all quarters!
/me opens up another can of evil laughter, takes a big swig
Mwuhahahahahahah!
Nearly ten o'clock before you posted a story? I was just about to alert the authorities...
Well, my entry's in. I just hope Parson doesn't pop me one across the jaw for it...