Re: 75 WORD WRITING CHALLENGE -- July 2012 -- READ FIRST POST
You Can’t Take It With You…
“So, Mr Banniken, tell us why you should have a berth on the Mars Ark?”
“Well, I am a renowned author…”
“Yes, of Mars Base – The Myth.”
“Well, yes, but I knew it existed.”
“How cynical. Ironically though, you were right. There isn’t one.”
“What!”
“Completely fictitious but politically vital.”
“I’ll…”
“Tell? You already have. Anyway, application rejected.”
“But my…”
“$10 million application fee? Non-refundable – goes towards building the Mars base – now it’s really needed.”
You Can’t Take It With You…
“So, Mr Banniken, tell us why you should have a berth on the Mars Ark?”
“Well, I am a renowned author…”
“Yes, of Mars Base – The Myth.”
“Well, yes, but I knew it existed.”
“How cynical. Ironically though, you were right. There isn’t one.”
“What!”
“Completely fictitious but politically vital.”
“I’ll…”
“Tell? You already have. Anyway, application rejected.”
“But my…”
“$10 million application fee? Non-refundable – goes towards building the Mars base – now it’s really needed.”