Discussion thread -- SEVENTY-FIVE WORD WRITING CHALLENGE May 2014

[Teresa Edgerton]

They use a lot of sugar here, too, CC, but the sugar vs corn syrup thing is a long story in itself.

 

[ratsy]

Bowler...come in Bowler. We have un-posted stories that may need a Blast or two to get them done. Over.

 

[jastius]

Posted ...my punning pundits have successfully invaded this challenge... rubs hands in glee..
(for having successfully evaded bowlers ray guns..)

but... will it evade ursa?

tune in for the next episode of ... "It Came From Out Of Chrons!"
(suitably ominous theme music ensues.. DA-DA-DAAAAH!!)

 

[Cat's Cradle]

Cool story, Remedy! And Jastius yours was a lot of fun to read...it has my favorite line in the Challenge, I think. Great stuff! CC

 

[jastius]

thankyou, cat's cradle! karn gave it a double face palm followed by a resigned shake of the head, so i know i am definitely being the 'little girl with the little curl (in the middle of her forehead)' with this one.

now back to the abba soundtrack!

"Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?" (discos off in flares...)

 

[Parson]

Jastius, you do realize that you shouldn't be spending your time dancing? You are edging onto that 1000th post. Where T.J. declared long ago that on every something 000 post you needed to put up something for others to lampoon. .... er, I mean critique.

 

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Now, now, there is no need for such pressures, Parson.

 

[chrispenycate]

Now, now, there is no need for such pressures, Parson.

Particularly since I see my alphabetic list goes from 'Mr. Orange' to 'Perp' without stopping in the PA region.

 

[Bowler1]

Bowler...come in Bowler. We have un-posted stories that may need a Blast or two to get them done. Over.

You called?


I beam down from above (Kirk and I hang out and talk RAY GUNS - I've fallen out with Yoda, he never shares his light saber, "you have to be a Jedi" he says), looking mean and armed. This is more than the usual 75 word competition as far as I'm concerned, much more indeed. This month has RAY GUNS written large in the theme, which should be inspiration enough I say. If it's not... I'm a crack shot, and any excuse will do me to shoot off some RAYS. Be in no doubt, it will be the Gut Tickler again.

 

[jastius]

Jastius, you do realize that you shouldn't be spending your time dancing? You are edging onto that 1000th post. Where T.J. declared long ago that on every something 000 post you needed to put up something for others to lampoon. .... er, I mean critique.

actually parson i do write stuff... at least i try to.

Now, now, there is no need for such pressures, Parson.

especially since karn knows how i write under pressure... oh the chronmanity!

(karn the one you said was a dean koons nightmare on acid? sounds about appropriate about now...) ('oh noes! the agony! the utter pain!' he shrieks from afar)
okays okays .. i won't.. but only to save karn from facepalming himself to oblivion.

i have got stuff written.. lots actually. not that its any good really. bone man was helping me with that (has a sad moment) .. and not professionally even though that is his bread and butter. but he helped me get something together more or less, several months back. i think he was afeared of what i'd come up with on the fly as i was charging up into quadruple digits without a clue, months back.
at least i was until i realized i would have to show you guys my serious stuff.
turns the music back up.. dances away..---"You can dance, you can jive Having the time of your life Ooh see that girl, watch that scene Diggin' the dancing queen... Friday night and the lights are low Looking out for a place to go Where they play the right music, getting in the swing You come in to look for a king Anybody could be that guy Night is young and the music's high With a bit of rock music, everything is fine You're in the mood for a dance And when you get the chance You are the dancing queenYoung and sweet, only seventeenDancing queen, feel the beat From the tambourine, oh yeahYou can dance, you can jive Having the time of your life Ooh see that girl, watch that scene Diggin' the dancing queen"

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[Kylara]

What what? I'm sure no-one will notice the post count so just run on and then be all "hmm what? what writing? what post count? Quick look a flying piano" *runs away*

I am really enjoying reading through these stories and I really love yours Perp

I am glad I got back in the swing of things and entered and thank you for saying you liked it (I was rather proud of the title if I say so myself)

 

[Victoria Silverwolf]

chrispenycate -- This poetic tribute to the imaginative literature of the days of yore is sure to raise a smile.

Luiglin -- The author offers us a nostalgic look back at the thrills of yesteryear.

David Evil Overlord -- This grimly ironic tale manages to use wordplay in a serious way.

stormcrow -- By making use of highly convincing scientific details, the author creates a chillingly convincing story.

Kylara -- A strikingly original use of the theme is offered in this story told from a unique viewpoint.

alchemist -- With a razor-sharp satiric tone, the author skewers the pretentions of humanity.

Teresa Edgerton -- Classic themes from speculative fiction are combined with concerns of today to result in a cheerful cautionary tale.

jastius -- The author offers us a jolly romp through cleverly selected cultural references.

Remedy -- By narrating this dark story from an unusual viewpoint, the author forces us to take a hard look at our own failings.

 

[stormcrow]

Thanks Victoria; that's a great review - I'm really pleased!

 

[chrispenycate]

Thanks, Victoria.

 

[Remedy]

Thank you CC

And Thank You Victoria, for another kind review

 

[Starbeast]

This is a pretty exact representation of how I've felt for the past 30 days or so. Wish I had more time to be on here, but life interferes.

Where does the time go Tywin? I just mowed the lawn again (half an hour a ago), due to heavy rains. A little flooding, but I'm stayng afloat. Bad storm yesterday, kept me form being here to review.

It's nice and hot today 80F +.

Starbeast -- This drive-in sci-fi marathon offers the reader an extra large serving of belly laughs.

Thank you Victoria, for your wonderful review. You took the "grumpy parasite" off my back. After I'm done, I'm going to read all of your reviews (as usual), I like your style, short, sweet and to the point.

Alien Invasion/Classic Sci-Fi​

Bowler1 - They came from outer space, they began a war, and now, THEY, want...a good time. Mu-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Raunchy entertainment at it's best, without being obnoxious. I'm buying the next round everybody.​

A. Fare Wells - "Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope." Luke got the message far far away, but Earth didn't. Cheap cell phone service I guess. Heh heh. Intense and frightening! Nicely executed, and so was Earth.​

JonH - First off, nice to meet you. And second, you have written a very involving story that puts the reader on the edge of their seat, then you ease the tensions of a losing war against the militant invaders from space. Good stuff.​

Springs - Whoa, this tale got my emotions flowing. You are definately bursting with creative drama. You touch the heart of the reader with your plea for help. You blasted me with an overwhelming story, that left an impression on me. Awesome.​

Cat's Cradle - "Perspective is everything", my high school art teacher would say. You captured the essence of that marvelously. The aliens overtaking another world feel that they are in the right, and like the barbarians of old, they conquer the weak.​

AnyaKimlin - My my my, talk about interracial love. Is it really an invasion of hateful aliens, or is it, the magic of love. Hang on, let me open a window, it's getting hot in here. Wonderful and sweet, yet, I know there's going to be BIG trouble coming.​

Farntfar - Mu-ha ha ha ha ha. I like how you slipped the joke into the ending of your astonishing sci-fi funny. Those weird, sleepless beings known as Chons. Wait a minute....the truth is out. Humans know I'm an alien from outer space! AHHHHHHH!​

Aun Doorback - Starbeast raises his finger at Aun, and screams. (cough cough) That's hard on the throat. Yeah, so I'm an extraterrestrail. (cough cough) Tremendously cool retelling of the fantastic film called, The Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Good choice, I love it.​

The Storyteller - I really enjoy the classic idea about aliens possessing our minds or bodies like parasites. You've brought back a great deal of fun memories of those good old black and white, creepy science fiction movies. Well done.​

Serendipity - Oh wow, this is an interesting story you've put together, about the origins of the Roman Empire, with it's very roots dating back to the arrival of people from another world. I like this concept, and I would like to see this as a movie on the big screen.​

Telford - I enjoyed how you conceived this tale of an invasion from stealthy beings hiding among us, and quickly taking over. Then, Johnny takes charge and saves the human race. But in typical human fashion, people always need someone to guide them. Outstanding.​

Karn Maeshalanadae - Whoa. I find this story very thought-provoking, and your title says it all. Fight, fight, fight, many die, cities destroyed, humans do it all the time throughout the centuries. Even if it's an enemy from space we do what we always do, kill. Astounding sir.​

Khayos - First off, nice to meet you. And second, your title was a clever distraction that didn't prepare me for the terrific ending that you surprised me with. Your offering was a great build up to a funny punch-line. Good stuff. I hope the human race is staying alive, staying alive.​

StilLearning - Heh heh. Suppressed archaeology about ancient astronauts. I love it. Plus, I got a kick out of your reveal that they are still among us, secretly taking over. Funny, freaky and, this goes beyond a great UFO documentary. Outworldly cool.​

 

[Bowler1]

Thank you Starbeast. Don't forget me in that round of drinks.


Speaking of lawns, mine is sprouting all over too and will need some cutting. If you want to fly over you can do cut my lawn as well.

 

[Cat's Cradle]

Thanks for the nice review, Starbeast! Great to read all of your thoughts on May's stories! CC

 

[chrispenycate]

Next to last day, and we still haven't achieved the answer to life, the universe and everything. I fear I am forced to pass the statistics on to Bowler1 (don't worry, nobody dies from the sonic stimulation, just wishes they had). No, point that thing away; I even managed to get 'ray-gun' into my poem.

So, those we confidently expect to deliver, albeit at seconds from the mystic hour in some cases, include:- Abernovo, Bob Senior, Culhwch, Glen, HareBrain, Paranoid Marvin, Parson, The Judge, TheDustyZebra and Ursa major. Excuses (normally limited to a death in the family {preferably the writer's}, lack of internet or a major operation, with declaration of armageddon a moot point) can be sent in triplicate in the next twenty-four hours. Boneman has been given compassionate leave for one month.
While those we were getting used to, though their absence is not so much of a surprise, such as:- AJB, Azzagorn, BenSt, BigJ, holland, Phyrebrat, SirSamuelVimes, TacticalLoco, Tisiphone and TitaniumTi, would be welcome to join us for tea and cakes in the officers' mess.

Which doesn't imply we wouldn't be happy to see newcomers, or any of those who've indulged in the past and feel ready for another fling.

I sincerely hope many of you are sitting attempting a final polish on your piece before throwing it to the Christians.

 

[Bowler1]

I fear I am forced to pass the statistics on to Bowler1 (don't worry, nobody dies from the sonic stimulation, just wishes they had).

That means work!


I don't come on here to work! I come on here to shoot RAY GUNS and talk **** with my buddies. Even in real life I don't really work, being management an all - I go to meetings, make decisions (when I say decisions, I delegate) and drink coffee.


Zzzzzaaaappppp, bbooomm, crunch as I shoot up the thread.


And run away....