Karn Maeshalanadae
I'm a pineapple
Now, I heard there's plenty of chocolate cake behind that windowless door down the hall...the one that has a sign reading STAFF on it...
All quite on the challenge front the last few days, which won't do. Time to set my inspiration inducer to wide beam and see if the instruction manual (which I did of course read from cover to cover, ahem...) is correct.
Buzz, pop and crackle.
I'm not sure, let me increase the power a little. BUZZ, POP and CRACKLE.
I wonder if I can still get my money back.
BUZZ - POP, POP - FLASH.
Bloody thing - BUZZ - BUZZ.
That Yoda is a green menace, selling me rubbish after we'd had a few beers. BUZZ - BUZZ. No Rubbish. I've been done up a kipper.
Oh dear, Bowler I am sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but this entry is over 75 words long.