Re Phyrebrat's comment, just to say he did show his story to us mods first as he was concerned about whether it breached any rules, and we're Happy with it, not at all Grumpy (though some of our number were a little Sleepy and/or Dozy in understanding it, it has to be admitted...) and despite our Bashful-ness we approved it as written without the need for it to be Doc'tored, which is not to be Sneezy-ed at.
But please do remember family friendly here, guys, both in the Discussion thread and in the stories themselves. We don't want any kind of innuendo arms race. And if in doubt, ask one of us before posting.
*chucks away the red rosy apple she was planning to eat for lunch*