DISCUSSION -- June 2015 75-word Writing Challenge

[Perpetual Man]

Come on guys, it's just that kind of woolly thinking that keeps me ramming these jokes home. If you want me to stop lamb-basting you with them just ask.

 

[Kerrybuchanan]

Aaaaand another vote for the groan button.

 

[Remedy]

Fleece it for all its worth! It could be called the groan mutton?

 

[Perpetual Man]

Don't start Remedy I think we might get bleaten up over this

 

[Remedy]

*hoofs it*

 

[marmalade]

postpone the rebellion! We must deal with certain little bleaters first...

 

[Parson]

{Picture of parson pushing on his screen trying to find the "groan" button.} Why won't this thing work!!!!

 

[Perpetual Man]

Mrs Perp here, just hijacked Hubbies computer. He is in disgrace and has been locked away in the cupboard under the stairs.

 

[Remedy]

Are we to call him, Perpetual Potter, now?

 

[Bowler1]

Mrs Perp here, just hijacked Hubbies computer. He is in disgrace and has been locked away in the cupboard under the stairs.

I see a flash mob developing and I can even see an ideal victim for the first lynching of the evening. He's here, under the stairs....

 

[Perpetual Man]

I refuse to like the above post

 

[ratsy]

Words not needed....

 

[Tim Kinder]

I refuse to like the above post

I thought you were locked in the cupboard..........

Escaped already?

 

[Perpetual Man]

They did not relieve me of my phone....

Which is good because I can see in here.

Hey did something just move?

 

[Tim Kinder]

They did not relieve me of my phone....

Which is good because I can see in here.

Hey did something just move?

Oh, now I'm feeling sheepish......

 

[Bowler1]

The sound of running and Bowler1 skids to a stop. Gasping... panting... sorry, I had to run home and get me pitchfork.

 

[Kerrybuchanan]

I think we've successfully hijacked this thread. I feel sympathy for Dusty, who is running this challenge. I know the feeling of turning your back for a few minutes and coming back to find out the lunatics have taken over the asylum.

 

[Bowler1]

Frothing at the mouth Bowler1 turns his pitchfork in Kerrybuchanan's direction - beware the mindless mob!

 

[Kerrybuchanan]

Pitchforks hold no fear for me, for I have stolen Bowler1's RAY GUNS.

Zzzzzzzap

 

[ratsy]

Well Dusty does have Black and White stripes so she should be here with her whistle any moment...