Who can come up with the worst simile or metaphor?

[Parson]

Her lips were full, like a bloated drunk, her breasts heaved as if fighting gravity and her legs, oh my lord, her legs climbed all the way into orbit. But her sister was the pretty one.

I'm sorry, I can only visualize an organic space craft, which might make this an important descriptive sentence.

 

[J Riff]

Drof, have you cornsidered Romance writing? That's very convincing and modern.

 

[Droflet]

Egad!!!! Okay. Mills and Boon here I come.

 

[Jeremy M. Gottwig]

Her lips were full, like a bloated drunk, her breasts heaved as if fighting gravity and her legs, oh my lord, her legs climbed all the way into orbit. But her sister was the pretty one.

I love the twist there at the end.

Get to writing. I want to learn more about this love triangle.

 

[psychotick]

Hi Drof,

That is so brilliantly wonderful and terrible at the same time. It's sort of like Douglas Adams meets Mills and boon!

Cheers, Greg.