Congrats, LittleStar! Commiserations, VB -- but the bridesmaid's dress does look lovely on you.
In case my excursion into foreign territory caused confusion, in French chev
aux means horses, but chev
eux means hair -- hence they thought they were buying a horse ranch, not the hair ranch they ended up with, as Curly's so-called French lessons weren't up to it -- and Cajun is the French-American spoken in Louisiana (yes, I know the title said Texas, but that was poetic licence, and -- for those with long memories -- a recycling of my previous weird Western entry).
And in the most-hair-puns/references-per-tale, I stake my claim at
14 -- though I regret I didn't have the sheer idiotic brilliance of TDZ's mullets! -- since the following were all hair styles or connected with hair in some way (omitting "hair" itself): 'rows (short for cornrows), curly, bouffant, bob, trimmed, permanent, blond, quiff, roll (usually French, fittingly enough), brunette, crop, dreads (ie dreadlocks), bangs (US for fringes) and beehives. I'd have liked a few more, but I was running out of time and word count! Anyone got more than 14?