Aargh!
Commander! Ready the Boar Worms!
*dons disguise and packs cardboard suitcase*
Now, tilt your head to the side so I can get this worm in your ear.
Excellent. You have embraced the writing lifestyleIn a vain attempt to get somewhere near finished, I took a half-day to write today. I went to a cafe bar with my laptop to avoid distractions and everything.
I ended up eating a danish and an all-day breakfast.
If I ever do do this seriously, I'm going to need a heart bypass.
Commander! Ready the Boar Worms!
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I officially declare my intention to be late.
Darn it. I went to edit and my story had vanished.