September 2016 100 Word Anonymous Writing Challenge Discussion Thread

These two were found huddled together on the verandah this morning, claiming to have fought off a Dropbear. Which is clearly not true..
NO-ONE escapes a Dropbear!!

Merriment of Muddlement

Mirror, Miwwor
 
Strolling in wearing Stubbies and Pluggers is

Star Wars IV - Deleted Scene #86
 
What has turned up on my desk this morning? 'Home and Away' or 'Neighbours' scripts? Nope, the writing is too good, they must be 100 Word Anonymous Challenge entries!!

A Loss

The Curse of the Dropbear

Mistaken Assumptions
 
"A Loss" -- This pastiche of pop culture wends its way cleverly to wordplay.

"The Curse of the Dropbear" -- The mysteries of cryptozoology are explored in this unnerving look at nature's secrets.

"Mistaken Assumptions" -- The Eternal Triangle leads to a clever use of language in this risque tale.
 
Sizzling like a shrimp on the Barby, it's

Left hand down a bit…
 
Coal, Iron ore and now we're mining gems like this Anonymous Entry...

T Minus Minus
 
Ah, now you're working with me! Peter Jackson, great Aussie* film director!! ;)

There and Where Again?

* Just like Pharlap, Russell Crowe and Pavlova!
 
Delivered into my Ned Kelly letterbox is,

Alien Incorrection
 
You little ripper, another fair dinkum entry,

Hell is spelt D-M-V
 
Slowed down there for a bit, but today we've had Two-up,

A Prehensile Tale
 
I WANT ONE!

seriously, if I could find a neurosurgeon with squidgy ethics... sigh.
The only problem would be having all my cloths tailored would get expensive, and I'd have to get some kind of special wash and/or vitamin supplement for the fur....



Maybe I should just get a robotic one. With some kind of hip-harness that picks up neuro-electrical signals from the base of my spine. It probably wouldn't take more than 4-6 months to program it to work, flexing and twitching as though physically attached. There's got to be a market for prothsetic tails beyond myself ...
It might even improve my yoga...
 

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