Congratulations, Drof!
Very clever story, and a deserved winner. It missed out on another vote fro me by a whisker. Luckily you didn't need it. Plus, your victory after 6 years of trying gives me hope that I too one day might scale that mountain.
My own story was really a last-minute piece of Dadaist, surrealistic whimsy that I picked out from the corner of my brain just as the deadline started to loom, so imagine my surprise when it snared five votes. I thought it'd be a bit too "out there" to get more than a couple, so I'm chuffed with that.
Cobra Beer Bottled Clanking thanks yous to everyone who mentioned my story, and Punkbird scattering, Fintangolees Femed Fanks to Harebrain, Mr Orange, Wruter, Cory Swanson and Coast for those votes.