Units of Measurement

[Alex The G and T]

And we know that Vatican City is bigger than a Blue Whale

How many bowls of Petunias in a Blue Whale?

 

[Cthulhu.Science]

And we know that Vatican City is bigger than a Blue Whale

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Well yes, but where is the bowl of petunias?

 

[Harpo]

Oh no, not again!

 

[Swank]

Good SF would used something universal, like an Angstrom.

"How tall was the attacker?"
"Hmmm, maybe 1,750,000,000,000 Angrtroms?"

 

[Cthulhu.Science]

Good SF would used something universal, like an Angstrom.

"How tall was the attacker?"
"Hmmm, maybe 1,750,000,000,000 Angrtroms?"

Sci-fi and fantasy story telling is quite odd in a way.

For convenience characters generally have a "common" language. But what language is the book that the reader is reading written in???
Is the book a translation from some mysterious fantasy (or future) language to the language of the reader?
Is the "common" language meant to be literally the language that the reader reads?

In the Star Trek future everyone speaks the 20th Century American dialect of English. -- Then maybe use 20th century American measures.

In the fantasy of Lord of the Rings, the common language appears to be mid-20th century British English. -- Then maybe use 20th century English measures.

But if instead the "common" language is really a different language altogether and that language is being translated into the language that the reader of the book reads, then translate measures to the modern language along with all other words. Why single out units of measure for NOT being translated into the language the reader of the book reads?

In conclusion, there is nothing wrong with using modern units of measure in your fantasy/sci-fi books. And potentially a lot wrong with singling out units of measure for the category of made-up terms to sprinkle throughout the story.

 

[Swank]

I agree, which is why I posted my mocking replies about the metric system. Judging a book by the choice of units of time, distance or anything else is as silly as judging it on ANY similarity to the reader's world.

To me, the lesson for writers is to avoid all this unnecessary exposition - you don't need to explain that the spaceship is 2 million kilometers away or that the meeting is at 2pm sharp. The ship is not far, and the meeting is soon.

 

[Pyan]

 

[Dave]

That's much bigger than a Pug. It's practically a Swift/Smoot!

 

[Harpo]

 

[Dave]

Domestic or commercial?

 

[Harpo]

Domestic or commercial?

That’s domestic New Zealand. Commercial NZ is a bit further north

 

[Cthulhu.Science]

That’s domestic New Zealand. Commercial NZ is a bit further north

So about 20 standard US models.

 

[Swank]

I can see Mount Doom!

 

[Harpo]

I can see Mount Doom!

On one of the shelves? Or is it behind the fruit bowl?

 

[Danny McG]

Found online!

 

[Dave]

So about 20 standard US models.

Cindy Crawford, Christine Brinkley or Pamela Anderson?

 

[farntfar]

Cindy Crawford, Christine Brinkley or Pamela Anderson?

So, 30 Twiggys or Jean Shrimptons then

(I'm still thinking in imperial units. You'll have to convert to Kate Mosses and Naomi Campbells yourself.)

 

[JunkMonkey]

So, 30 Twiggys or Jean Shrimptons then

Imperial AND pre-decimal!

 

[Ursa major]

AND pre-decimal!

Hence the ten-shun we're likely to generate discussing this issue.

 

[Alex The G and T]

Ten Shun equals One Ostracism.